Rab: Mum, can I have the Barcelona breakfast? You know I want to eat like them
Mum: What's Barcelona's breakfast?
Rab: I don't know, do me something easy to eat
Mum: Are you stupid?
Rab: No I just want to become like them, like Barca, cheer like them, swim like them, eat like them.
Mum: here there you go, have some SHIT !!!