Marco 'The Escape Goat' Motta (5 Viewers)

[Azzurri7]

I know I will never see someone as terrible, horrible, smelly, awful, disastrous, limited, headless chicken as Motta in my life.

 

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[Nedvěd]

I know I will never see someone as terrible, horrible, smelly, awful, disastrous, limited, headless chicken as Motta in my life.

Well, at least he left a mark in your life. You'll always remember that turd Motta and you'll be telling your grandchildren how bad he was.

You can also scare your children and tell them that if they did Drugs and didn't sleep early they'll turn into a Motta, and that Motta is a way God punishes bad Children.
Also a Motta never gets a Christmas present.

 

[Azzurri7]

Lot of things can work on him... for instance

You are piece of Motta.

If you Motta a monkey, you will catch Marco disease.

Go Motta yourself !!!

 

[Nedvěd]

Incest sex produces Motta

 

[Luca]

I propose a new nickname for Motta: Twatfeatures.

 

[baggio]

You'll are absolutely Mottesque.

 

[Azzurri7]

More guys, lets come up with something better, I need new Motta names, where's Vinman when you need him?

 

[Bezzy]

stutta

 

[Albertmare]

Thiago Motta is one of the most disgusting thing alive and Marco Motta close behind

 

[Nedvěd]

Thiago Motta is one of the most disgusting thing alive and Marco Motta close behind

And add and 'a' and a 'r' after the 'M' and you have the 3rd most disgusting thing alive.

 

[Albertmare]

And add and 'a' and a 'r' after the 'M' and you have the 3rd most disgusting thing alive.

Pardon but can you please don't play scrabble with me at this moment , my head is about to explode now

 

[JBF]

He's talking about Marotta, forgot the 'o' though

 

[swag]

Bancarotta? (bankrupt,failure)

Or one of my faves:
Marmotta? (a marmot, or a slow person)

Marco + Motta = MarMotta.

Makes complete sense.
http://dictionary.reverso.net/italian-english/marmotta

 

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[baggio]

How about Beppe Motta?

 

[Azzurri7]

Dhananjay, not bad, but we need something that fits his personality, Swaggstar was close though.

 

[Alen]

I want this kid:

Ok, I know it's only youtube and he maybe isn't as good as it looks on this video (btw, look how loooooooong this video of his good moves is), but I really like what I see here.

 

[Azzurri7]

Even Molinaro had his magic moment at times.

Motta can not be a football player. He just can't be.

 

[Alen]

Even Molinaro had his magic moment at times.

Motta can not be a football player. He just can't be.

Moli can make twice as long video of his good moments.
My main point though was to show again how unreliable youtube is (Hear this Nick? ) and how you need to watch a player more often to see how good he really is instead of watching a 2 minute video of his best moves.

 

[swag]

I want this kid:

Ok, I know it's only youtube and he maybe isn't as good as it looks on this video (btw, look how loooooooong this video of his good moves is), but I really like what I see here.

Katrina & the Waves. Send him to Fukushima.