Our prayers have been answered??
All that we have always hoping for?
The new coming of Zz or Pirlo?
The missing link we were lacking to build a competitive team?
The man who singlehandedly led Italian NT to trophies!
A WC prospect who also happens to be an Italian!!
We faced fierce competition from Arsenal (before they committed that mistake to buy that non Italian noone instead) and many many more of the worlds stongest clubs, (who remain unnamed) , for his signature, but as he is a true Juventino through and through, No Barca or Real could sway him away from us.
Our destiny, our new hero, the one who will make us forget any need for creative midfielders.
The super player that will solve all our tactical and creativity problems.
Defensive solidarity will be super solid and CR7 will be served three assists per game.
Dybala will start scoring like crazy too. And Morata will never be caught offside ever again!
And Bonucci will never have to tackle, because Crazy loca will intercept everything coming in his way.
We can loan or sell out Demiral, Rugani and Dragusin, no need for defenders really.
Never have to worry about Danillo and Sandro being injured again, il loco Loca will boost the defensive capabilities of Allegri's most reliable man, the world champion, capitano De Sciglio, enough to secure a super solid front vs any CL competition!
A new era starts for Juve, we fooled them all thinking we got yet another mediocre Defensive midfielder, while in fact this loco Loca maestro will be our super secret weapon to drive us through the CR7 era, to a new era with Italian... champions.
The very best in the world!! ( well just after Donnaruma, Jorginho, Veratti, LPellegrini, Barella, Insigne and Immobile)
Italian blood alone gurantees world dominance, 35mil was a bargain, right?