Manuel Locatelli (8 Viewers)

[Post Ironic]

Ive been on a huge pomegranate martini kick. May fave drink rn

Never tried one. Gonna have to now. Sounds delicious

 

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[Hust]

Only pussies buy already split firewood.

To be honest, ya gotta drive your jacked up 4x4 out into the bush and fall the trees first, then buck’em up into splitting rounds, then chop. Now a true alpha would do this all with an axe, but I’ll allow a chainsaw for the bucking the trees into rounds.

Might get arrested for the falling trees part is the only problem.

Actually right now when I hear a chainsaw in my neighborhood I run and grab my truck keys, go find the house, google translate into Spanish “I’ll take the rounds” to the workers and they just throw them into my truck

kid you not

 

[Post Ironic]

Go to a grocery store and watch the men that buy the bagged pre choopped wood…funny af at least here it is

Redneck version of people watching

 

[zizinho]

Only pussies buy already split firewood.

To be honest, ya gotta drive your jacked up 4x4 out into the bush and fall the trees first, then buck’em up into splitting rounds, then chop. Now a true alpha would do this all with an axe, but I’ll allow a chainsaw for the bucking the trees into rounds.

Might get arrested for the falling trees part is the only problem.

Gotta watch out for the forest keeper tho. If you hear a gunshot, get ready to fire back. Or hide and make a surprise attack with the axe/chainsaw if he comes close. Then proceed with the chopping as previously planned. Also watch out for mines, best bring a friend and have him walk before you, 10 meters away

 

[Hust]

Redneck version of people watching

LOL good way to put it

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Gotta watch out for the forest keeper tho. If you hear a gunshot, get ready to fire back. Or hide and make a surprise attack with the axe/chainsaw if he comes close. Then proceed with the chopping as previously planned. Also watch out for mines, best bring a friend and have him walk before you, 10 meters away

Real men don’t bring backup. They find, disarm and relocate the mines on their own

 

[Lion]

locatelli is pretty ugly damn. hair sucks, and his nose is bigger than kompany's forhead.

 

[Post Ironic]

Gotta watch out for the forest keeper tho. If you hear a gunshot, get ready to fire back. Or hide and make a surprise attack with the axe/chainsaw if he comes close. Then proceed with the chopping as previously planned. Also watch out for mines, best bring a friend and have him walk before you, 10 meters away

You think there are forest keepers on Vancouver Island? It’s a free for all here. Wild West baby! More likely to get shot by another redneck who wants your already split firewood.

PS. Mines? You live in a scary place.

 

[zizinho]

LOL good way to put it

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Real men don’t bring backup. They find, disarm and relocate the mines on their own

That's what I do. But I hear explosions around, so I always warn the amateurs. If you don't know how to deal with mines, bring backup

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You think there are forest keepers on Vancouver Island? It’s a free for all here. Wild West baby! More likely to get shot by another redneck who wants your already split firewood.

PS. Mines? You live in a scary place.

Oh wow, you guys have it good. I'm running out of space to burry all those. Mines are useful tho, I could just blame the deaths on them

 

[Hust]

That's what I do. But I hear explosions around, so I always warn the amateurs. If you don't know how to deal with mines, bring backup

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Oh wow, you guys have it good. I'm running out of space to burry all those. Mines are useful tho, I could just blame the deaths on them

Tell them to YouTube it lol

 

[Bjerknes]

Never tried one. Gonna have to now. Sounds delicious

Good vodka
Cointreau or gran marnier
Pomegranate juice
Fresh pomegranate
Lime juice
Maybe splash tonic water
Ice
Shake it hard and chill your martini glass
Viola!

 

[Hust]

Good vodka
Cointreau or gran marnier
Pomegranate juice
Fresh pomegranate
Lime juice
Maybe splash tonic water
Ice
Shake it hard and chill your martini glass
Viola!

This is now officially a Tuz thread.

the loca thread has been Tuz hazed and survived.

 

[JuveJay]

Good vodka
Cointreau or gran marnier
Pomegranate juice
Fresh pomegranate
Lime juice
Maybe splash tonic water
Ice
Shake it hard and chill your martini glass
Viola!

Martini Fiorentino?

 

[AriG]

Might I add you ain’t really conservative unless you chop ur own wood

I chop my own wood, like 20m³ of it, but I'm not a conservative.
I'm vegan.

 

[Bianconero81]

Ive been on a huge pomegranate martini kick. May fave drink rn

Great drink tbh.

@Dru

 

[Post Ironic]

I chop my own wood, like 20m³ of it, but I'm not a conservative.
I'm vegan.

You burn wood? You’re destroying the environment and our air quality. Right-wing fascist swine.

 

[Nzoric]

Only pussies buy already split firewood.

To be honest, ya gotta drive your jacked up 4x4 out into the bush and fall the trees first, then buck’em up into splitting rounds, then chop. Now a true alpha would do this all with an axe, but I’ll allow a chainsaw for the bucking the trees into rounds.

Might get arrested for the falling trees part is the only problem.

When I go camping I bring store bought wood in a plastic bag

 

[Hust]

I chop my own wood, like 20m³ of it, but I'm not a conservative.
I'm vegan.

I don’t mind vegans as long as they don’t try to tell me not to eat meat.! That’s the point I throw a fat flank steak on my BBQ right in front of them

 

[frick]

Saved our ass tonight!

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Bless him.

 

[Akshen]

In this selection of midfielders he just has to play every game, already key player for us.