Open Letter to the Gs
The case for not whacking me:
I know you assholes are probably thinking of whacking me now, but here are 3 reasons why you shouldnt:
1) Keeping me around would allow those of you who are usually whacking targets to have someone else to point to when someone asks why you haven't been whacked.
2) You guys could recruit me.
3) Be men about it and make it challenging.