I was being silly, my darling boy. Do not worry.
The most amusing part, is aside from the cocaine and amphetamines... If you flip out the deca durabolin for a testosterone suspension that is actually a cycle in use by some bodybuilders, a very brief cycle, but it's actually a cycle. With massive potential for bad side effects. I think it's taken with Nolvadex to reduce side effects, and then Clomid and HCG post-cycle. Dangerous.
A couple of the competitive bodybuilders at the gym I was a personal trainer at, would cycle onto it a couple times a year.