Luis Suarez - Forward - Liverpool (32 Viewers)

[Bianconero81]

 

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[Fr3sh]

A dick worth getting!!1
Suarez-Cavani

Is there any chance that would happen?

 

[Bianconero81]

Highly unlikely, but not impossible.

I'm excited to see what we can do in the 2013 Mercato, if we buy the right players this summer, and have a stellar season next year as well

 

[ALC]

Suarez is a good striker and handles the ball well but!! He is also a dick, just look at his kick to Scott Parker disgusts me. I would rather take Balotelli.

Wasn't it Balotelli who kicked Parker?


Anyways, Suarez +Cavani would be sex.

 

[Bianconero81]

It would be beyond sex; it'd be like having a massive orgy with 7 tremendously hot 1/2 Asians with giant knockers and honeydew scented skin.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

It would be beyond sex; it'd be like having a massive orgy with 7 tremendously hot 1/2 Asians with giant knockers and honeydew scented skin.

Please specify which gender.

 

[Bianconero81]

You cheeky bastard

Women of course

Do you know of any men, who have honeydew scented skin?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I don't, but I look at your location and I have to ask.

 

[ALC]

What Matt said. I remember B81 saying they have some sexy trannies over there.

 

[Bianconero81]

There are indeed some sexy trannies here, but that's definitely not down my alley.

This, ladies and gentlemen, used to be a man

 

[Fr3sh]

It would be beyond sex; it'd be like having a massive orgy with 7 tremendously hot 1/2 Asians with giant knockers and honeydew scented skin.

Please specify which gender.

Yo you never know though! You live in Thailand no? Lots of trannies!

---------- Post added 27.04.2012 at 14:58 ----------

There are indeed some sexy trannies here, but that's definitely not down my alley.

This, ladies and gentlemen, used to be a man

No fucking way....

 

[Bianconero81]

Exactly

However, as sad as it sounds, that indeed used to be a man. We have a few of those here

 

[Bisco]

There are indeed some sexy trannies here, but that's definitely not down my alley.

This, ladies and gentlemen, used to be a man

seriously B thats insane!! my question for you how ever is how can u be soo sure when u go home with a chick that she was not an ex butch?!?! i'd be paranoid as hell to be honest specially in thailand i dont mean to freak you out but surely you have come to a method that fixes this for you

 

[Enron]

Wasn't it Balotelli who kicked Parker?


Anyways, Suarez +Cavani would be sex.

Yeah, that was Balo. But they look similar so it can be confusing.

 

[Bianconero81]

Yeah, that was Balo. But they look similar so it can be confusing.

they are twins after all.

 

[JuveJay]

seriously B thats insane!! my question for you how ever is how can u be soo sure when u go home with a chick that she was not an ex butch?!?! i'd be paranoid as hell to be honest specially in thailand i dont mean to freak you out but surely you have come to a method that fixes this for you

The cock and balls is a dead giveaway.

 

[Bianconero81]

seriously B thats insane!! my question for you how ever is how can u be soo sure when u go home with a chick that she was not an ex butch?!?! i'd be paranoid as hell to be honest specially in thailand i dont mean to freak you out but surely you have come to a method that fixes this for you

Certain gestures and hand movements. The way they play with their hair. Shoulders, hands, and feet are also a good indicator. When you've lived here long enough, you learn to tell these subtle differences. However, even if you are certain 99.9% of the time, there's always that 0.01 margin for error, particularly when you are drunk, as your senses are heightened and far more alert, hence more skeptical (at least in my case). Thus, sometimes you might mistake a chick for a dude, and end up regretting it later

 

[Bisco]

The cock and balls is a dead giveaway.

if she is a tranny then yeah, but the pic posted is for a chic who used to have a cock and then it magically flew away

 

[Bianconero81]

The cock and balls is a dead giveaway.

We are talking about the post-op ones now Jay; get with the program

 

[Bisco]

Certain gestures and hand movements. The way they play with their hair. Shoulders, hands, and feet are also a good indicator. When you've lived here long enough, you learn to tell these subtle differences. However, even if you are certain 99.9% of the time, there's always that 0.01 margin for error, particularly when you are drunk, as your senses are heightened and far more alert, hence more skeptical (at least in my case). Thus, sometimes you might mistake a chick for a dude, and end up regretting it later

i love how you put it in percentages you know the drunk part reminds me of that scene in hangover 2