Luis Suárez - ST - Barcelona (2 Viewers)

[DAiDEViL]

He's gonna fail the test


@Mark

We are talking about italy here.

Can't he just give them 50€ and be done with it?

 

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[Pegi]

His record speaks for itself. The only player to win the European golden boot in the Messi+Ronaldo era twice and he wasn't on penalty duty. Over 150 career assists too. He's the best striker since R9 for me (alongside Lewandowski who I think beats Suarez in terms of longevity but falls just short in terms of absolute peak level).

How about Pele?

 

[Lancelot]

We will pull the strings so he can cheat

 

[CrimsonianKing]

He doesn't seem the academic type. Doesn't he at least need some time to practice before taking the test lol?

He doesn't need to be though, he just needs to memorize shit. In the US you need to know the language well enough and know a bit about the country's history. It's probably not that different in Italy.

We are talking about italy here.

Can't he just give them 50€ and be done with it?

Probably true.

 

[Cerval]

3 year deal according to Agresti

 

[james95]

How about Pele?

What about Pele

 

[X Æ A-12]

3 year deal according to Agresti

edit:

scusi at first I read that as "5 year deal". Still...

 

[Alen]

Why is Suarez taking an Italian test? First time I hear about this. What if he won't pass? And did McKennie take the same test?

 

[K.O.]

He doesn't seem the academic type. Doesn't he at least need some time to practice before taking the test lol?

No need

 

[Valerio.]

We are talking about italy here.

Can't he just give them 50€ and be done with it?

probably not even that.
Cause you think knowing it's Juventus and so on they would make things difficult for him?
Just formalities for those not rich enough to skip details

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Why is Suarez taking an Italian test? First time I hear about this. What if he won't pass? And did McKennie take the same test?

McKennie is not applying for italian passport.
He is doing it cause we used the 2 extra eu slots we had (McKennie and Arthur) so we have no more to sign extra-eu players

 

[X Æ A-12]

Why is Suarez taking an Italian test? First time I hear about this. What if he won't pass? And did McKennie take the same test?

I'm guessing Mckennie did not and is taking one of our non EU spot while Suarez is trying to avoid non EU status via his marriage to an Italian woman??

 

[Alen]

I'm guessing Mckennie did not and is taking one of our non EU spot while Suarez is trying to avoid non EU status via his marriage to an Italian woman??

That's still a thing? The non-EU spots? Back in the day they were a big thing, but I haven't heard about them for a while and I thought that rule was abolished.

 

[piotrr]

Why is Suarez taking an Italian test? First time I hear about this. What if he won't pass? And did McKennie take the same test?

McKendy was just too lazy to get himself a german passport after living there for 6 years so we had to use a non-eu spot on him.

 

[Luftwaffles]

Following the arrival of Suarez all we need now is a thoroughly competent right back and a central midfield player who is a thoroughbred box to boxer.

 

[Lapa]

Probably be wiser to skip the Birds next 2 seasons.

What is this madness!?! @ALC

 

[X Æ A-12]

That's still a thing? The non-EU spots? Back in the day they were a big thing, but I haven't heard about them for a while and I thought that rule was abolished.

Think it is. idk, I consult @Mark on these things.

 

[JuveJay]

Think it is. idk, I consult @Mark on these things.

Definitely not abolished. We get 2 per season.

 

[Lapa]

He's gonna fail the test


@Mark

Do we still have the smiley?

 

[Nedved96]

With 21 goals without taking penalties and 12 assists in 36 total games considering how shit barca were last year he did well. Not as explosive as before but still world class player no doubt. Only doubt for me is how they manage to play our attack with him and the other two..

I have watched some Barca games last season and I have a good friend who is a big Barca fan. Here are a few things he told me and I observed myself:

1. Suarez’s goal return last season was underwhelming when you consider how many chances Messi creates for him

2. Suarez - like Messi - does not press and it’s one of the main reasons why Barca are overrun so easily

3. Unlike Mandzukic or Benzema, Suarez is a very selfish striker which is why he will not work with Ronaldo

If we get Suarez, our attack will continue to be slow, predictable, and lack width.

 

[Lapa]

McKendy was just too lazy to get himself a german passport after living there for 6 years so we had to use a non-eu spot on him.

He's Murican, they only speak Americanish.