This is a little something I came up with yesterday. You probably don't know me that well, except Gill_Juve who I have on my MSN. So... Here is a little sharing of my life.
Luciano Moggi meets Adam Carolla
I was born October 6 of the year 1987. When I was 3 years old I kissed a 15 year old girl for at least 20 seconds. At the age of 6 a friend placed a banana skin on my head while I was counting to fifty with my eyes closed. At the age of 10 my football coach fled when he saw me smiling before practice. At the age of 12 two girls were discussing if and how often they were using a dildo – I was standing right next to them.
I have tried taking a sleeping pill mixed with a tranquilizer, ordered by the doctors. I have dreamt, despite the fact that I am a boy, that I was pregnant, and hang on, gave birth to a child. I have seen 20000 screaming Milan fans enjoy a late Shevchenko goal in the Curva Sud. I have rescued my big sisters life when she was about to get hit by a taxi in down town Copenhagen.
I have tried not sleeping for an entire 24 hours. I have seen a guy smash his hand through a window playing sports. I have run 12,5 Kilometers in under an hour. I have slept in a bus that crashed towards the autobahn without waking up. I have seen a guy see a fallen star and get his wish fulfilled. I have seen Katrine Fruelund in Føtex.
I met Michael Laudrup and he was nice enough to give me his autograph. I have seen a girl so pure it made me cry. I have crashed my head towards the frozen ice of a mini-lake (without damage). I have managed to find a technique in which I get people to do the dirty work for me – my charm.
I have seen a girl fall asleep in under 3 seconds in a car. How on Earth is that even possible?? All right, then I saw Zinedine Zidane score a goal so superior that he at least as a bonus should get to meet someone of his choice when he goes to Heaven.
I have been stopped in Paris by 4 black women demanding a smoke from my sister and then consequently breaking into fury because she refused to do so. I have seen a friend warm up his fingers with a lighter.
I have laughed so hard tears came out. I have found out how Kurt Cobain died. I know why Inter haven’t won Serie A for over 15 years!
I have managed to be so dissorientated that I couldn’t remember what I had done for 10 days except the dream where a bunch of alien doctors from another planet had placed me on a bed ordering me to fuck like Totti with a girl sexier than the word sexy.
I have shown the DVD of ‘The Beach’ to a 10 year old girl, having forgot the amount of sex and notorious evil violence in it. I have seen a 14 year old boy launch a rocket 20 meters on the ground on New Years Eve.
And here comes the kicker… I have been told by a girl I have a sensitive G-Spot.
Ziggi Ziggi Ziggi Oi Oi Oi Ziggi Ziggi Ziggi Oi Oi Oi
Luciano Moggi meets Adam Carolla
I was born October 6 of the year 1987. When I was 3 years old I kissed a 15 year old girl for at least 20 seconds. At the age of 6 a friend placed a banana skin on my head while I was counting to fifty with my eyes closed. At the age of 10 my football coach fled when he saw me smiling before practice. At the age of 12 two girls were discussing if and how often they were using a dildo – I was standing right next to them.
I have tried taking a sleeping pill mixed with a tranquilizer, ordered by the doctors. I have dreamt, despite the fact that I am a boy, that I was pregnant, and hang on, gave birth to a child. I have seen 20000 screaming Milan fans enjoy a late Shevchenko goal in the Curva Sud. I have rescued my big sisters life when she was about to get hit by a taxi in down town Copenhagen.
I have tried not sleeping for an entire 24 hours. I have seen a guy smash his hand through a window playing sports. I have run 12,5 Kilometers in under an hour. I have slept in a bus that crashed towards the autobahn without waking up. I have seen a guy see a fallen star and get his wish fulfilled. I have seen Katrine Fruelund in Føtex.
I met Michael Laudrup and he was nice enough to give me his autograph. I have seen a girl so pure it made me cry. I have crashed my head towards the frozen ice of a mini-lake (without damage). I have managed to find a technique in which I get people to do the dirty work for me – my charm.
I have seen a girl fall asleep in under 3 seconds in a car. How on Earth is that even possible?? All right, then I saw Zinedine Zidane score a goal so superior that he at least as a bonus should get to meet someone of his choice when he goes to Heaven.
I have been stopped in Paris by 4 black women demanding a smoke from my sister and then consequently breaking into fury because she refused to do so. I have seen a friend warm up his fingers with a lighter.
I have laughed so hard tears came out. I have found out how Kurt Cobain died. I know why Inter haven’t won Serie A for over 15 years!
I have managed to be so dissorientated that I couldn’t remember what I had done for 10 days except the dream where a bunch of alien doctors from another planet had placed me on a bed ordering me to fuck like Totti with a girl sexier than the word sexy.
I have shown the DVD of ‘The Beach’ to a 10 year old girl, having forgot the amount of sex and notorious evil violence in it. I have seen a 14 year old boy launch a rocket 20 meters on the ground on New Years Eve.
And here comes the kicker… I have been told by a girl I have a sensitive G-Spot.
Ziggi Ziggi Ziggi Oi Oi Oi Ziggi Ziggi Ziggi Oi Oi Oi
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