Love Problems (3 Viewers)

[Enron]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


I like where your head's at.

i saw a porno once where the guy actually puts his head all the way in...

 

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[Menace]

Children cover your eyes

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


I like where your head's at.

Which one?



Anyways, luckily my sister is too young to date any of my friends, so I wont have a problem beating up her boyfriends

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++



Which one?



Anyways, luckily my sister is too young to date any of my friends, so I wont have a problem beating up her boyfriends

Well, hell, why not both.


Yea, I have the same thing with Logan. Her bf's name is Colin, so I call him Pierluigi Collina, and he has no idea what I am talking about.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Enron ] ++


i saw a porno once where the guy actually puts his head all the way in...

His actual cranium?

Wow, she must have had some kids.

 

[Zlatan]

Get Andy and Aaron to hold him down while you shave his head.

Then you can truly call him Collina

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

:LOL:

That shit would be fun.

I might shave his eyebrows too.

 

[HelterSkelter]

++ [ originally posted by Zé Tahir ] ++


What's the name of that day when everyone flies kites from the roof tops in Lahore? It's not basant, is it?

it IS basant

 

[Enron]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
:LOL:

That shit would be fun.

I might shave his eyebrows too.

i have the same thing with my sister. my friends know to keep away and she doesnt bring boys around the house when i am home so i never get hit them.

 

[Dragon]

Is she interested in you? If so, ask your best friend what he thinks about it.

 

[Slagathor]

Talk about it? That never works

 

[GordoDeCentral]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
Talk about it? That never works

amateurs

 

[Dragon]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
Talk about it? That never works

Yeah but just casually ask his opinion... if shes interested in him then theres absolutely nothing the brother can do

 

[Espectro]

++ [ originally posted by Enron ] ++


i saw a porno once where the guy actually puts his head all the way in...

For God Sake!!! what kind of sick porn do you watch!!???

You pervert!!



Men I would be ashame just to tell other people that I watched that kind of stuff...

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by 674083912 ] ++
Yeah but just casually ask his opinion... if shes interested in him then theres absolutely nothing the brother can do

Casually?

"Oh btw, how you would feel about it if I hooked up with your sister?"

Sentence like that doesn't get casual

 

[Espectro]

All I would like to know is how old is she... I mean she could be 12 years old and some of you are telling him to nail her

 

[Dragon]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


Casually?

"Oh btw, how you would feel about it if I hooked up with your sister?"

Sentence like that doesn't get casual

True but he could say something like

How would you feel if (name of a mutual friend) hooked up with your sister?

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by 674083912 ] ++
True but he could say something like

How would you feel if (name of a mutual friend) hooked up with your sister?

Right

 

[Chxta]

I'm currently going through another round of emotinal stress occassioned by my relationship!

I need prayers people and good will. I need that girl!

 

[Slagathor]

Prayers might a bit hard to achieve but I can wish you best of luck