Loïs Openda (39 Viewers)

[loyada]

Nicknamed "Bouzou", #Openda uses a trick called "Openda-Bounce" to unbalance defenders.

Was Bremer victim of the "Openda Bounce" ?

 

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[Badass J Elkann]

Maybe I am understanding this wrong but are you insinuating that Drogba was shit?

lol not at all, just a bit of humourous wishful thinking

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i wish lol, it would mean that kelly turns out to be an absolute legend

0,000000362% chance though

Mind you, Kelly said his Idol was Cyrille Regis, and yet he long retired before Kelly was even born

 

[Xperd]

He chose us above Bayern and a couple of prem clubs.

One of those prem clubs was Sunderland. He would've got limited mins at Bayern.

He chose us because he has a good chance of being a starter at a big-ish club.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

If only he had said Enzo Scifo


@GordoDeCentral Do you remember him?

Yeah was brillian in 1986 WC, whats up with him?

 

[Alex-444]

Yeah was brillian in 1986 WC, whats up with him?

Well, the idol of Openda Drogba

I thought if he had said Enzo

 

[s4tch]

Yeah was brillian in 1986 WC, whats up with him?

one of the standout players of that world cup indeed

he's a talent coach/manager for his youth club

 

[Vlad]

Was Bremer victim of the "Openda Bounce" ?

Ffs I just went to check this. Bremer was indeed injured after colliding with Openda.

 

[Hust]

First.

 

[Mark]

starts

 

[Alex-444]

starts

Liechtenstein v Belgium

 

[Orgut]

Liechtenstein v Belgium

Im sure he can do some bounces against Liechtenstein..

 

[Alex-444]

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The violinist is already here lol

 

[Alex-444]

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• Accurate passes7/9 (78%)
• Chances created0
• Expected goals (xG)0.11
• Expected goals on target (xGOT)0.00
• Expected assists (xA)0.03
• xG + xA0.14
• Defensive contributions1
• Attack
• Shots on target0/1 (0%)
• Blocked shots1
• Touches16
• Touches in opposition box5
• Successful dribbles0/1 (0%)
• Accurate crosses1/1 (100%)
• Offsides2
• Dispossessed0
• Non-penalty xG0.11
• Defence
• Tackles1
• Blocks0
• Clearances0
• Interceptions0
• Recoveries1
• Dribbled past0
• Duels
• Ground duels won1/2 (50%)
• Aerial duels won1/1 (100%)
• Was fouled0
• Fouls committed0

 

[PhRoZeN]

Sell

 

[JCK]

He isnt even a false false 9...
He is near the striker or behind the striker, I dont think it would be wise to use him as the main striker.

Also he has tremendous potential but also has some brain fart moments.

Then false true 9?

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Don't care if he did fuck all on international duty, just rape the shit out of inter and nothing else matters.

 

[Stevie]

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The violinist is already here lol

Rudi Garcia is the Belgium manager?

Why do they keep going for such shit managers. What's a waste.

 

[Robee]

Rudi Garcia is the Belgium manager?

Why do they keep going for such shit managers. What's a waste.

Because the guys in our football association are dumb and dumber.

 

[Bianconero81]

Nickname if he flops? @Bianconero81

Slowdick Pretenda

Low-IQ Slowpenda

Losin Propaganda

I'll think of more, as I acknowledge and recognize these aren't great

 

[Alen]

Slowdick Pretenda

Low-IQ Slowpenda

Losin Propaganda

I'll think of more, as I acknowledge and recognize these aren't great

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