Oh dear Lord what did we do to deserve Lloyd Kelly?
Are you punishing us because of Osman's and Robee's sins?
Are you punishing us because of Osman's and Robee's sins?
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It is incredible Giuntoli thinks this guy is good enough to wear our shirt. That says it all really. I remember when playing for Juventus meant something - playing for one of the biggest, most prestigious clubs in world football, truly the best of the best. Now our shirt is passed around like a cum rag. If you're lucky enough, the Mister will even choose you as Captain.
The financials on this don't even make sense.
I would love to read the analysis/executive briefing paper for the justification of this signing.
The financials on this don't even make sense.
I would love to read the analysis/executive briefing paper for the justification of this signing.
There is no justification.
Cuntoli the Clown woke up with a thumb up his ass, realizing that the Mercato was drawing to a close, and made some calls - other clubs were like fuck off with your proposals you bellend fucking cunt, so he was desparate. Creaming his pants and begging like a homeless hobo, he went to Newcastle (who may have promised him first dibs on Tonali - as if), but that he'd have to take Floyd Smelly off their filthy hands. Cuntoli, after being twisted and warped like a stale taco in an obese Mexican hooker's hand, caved in and acquiesced to their demands, and here we are: 18+ million for a Shawema vendor from the West Midlands.
Cuntoli the Clown woke up with a thumb up his ass, realizing that the Mercato was drawing to a close, and made some calls - other clubs were like fuck off with your proposals you bellend fucking cunt, so he was desparate. Creaming his pants and begging like a homeless hobo, he went to Newcastle (who may have promised him first dibs on Tonali - as if), but that he'd have to take Floyd Smelly off their filthy hands. Cuntoli, after being twisted and warped like a stale taco in an obese Mexican hooker's hand, caved in and acquiesced to their demands, and here we are: 18+ million for a Shawema vendor from the West Midlands.
Last night was the first time I'd seen a mate since the transfer window and he was asking why we sold Huijsen so I went on a drunken rant of how this guy cost us more and he kept laughing as he said I kept referring to as Luke Kelly.
I literally couldn't remember his first name and the mate said it's Lloyd.
Luke Kelly is a fucking Irish Folk singer so that actually sums up this transfer quite well.
I literally couldn't remember his first name and the mate said it's Lloyd.
Luke Kelly is a fucking Irish Folk singer so that actually sums up this transfer quite well.
Last night was the first time I'd seen a mate since the transfer window and he was asking why we sold Huijsen so I went on a drunken rant of how this guy cost us more and he kept laughing as he said I kept referring to as Luke Kelly.
I literally couldn't remember his first name and the mate said it's Lloyd.
Luke Kelly is a fucking Irish Folk singer so that actually sums up this transfer quite well.
I literally couldn't remember his first name and the mate said it's Lloyd.
Luke Kelly is a fucking Irish Folk singer so that actually sums up this transfer quite well.
Over the Hump also sums up the transfer perfectly.
