Lloyd Kelly (42 Viewers)

[Amer]

Oh dear Lord what did we do to deserve Lloyd Kelly?

Are you punishing us because of Osman's and Robee's sins?

 

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[s4tch]

Oh dear Lord what did we do to deserve Lloyd Kelly?

Are you punishing us because of Osman's and Robee's sins?

i think it's a reaction to the ad nauseam "don't judge" tuz mantra

and it's working like a charm: now everyone is judging

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Oh dear Lord what did we do to deserve Lloyd Kelly?

Are you punishing us because of Osman's and Robee's sins?

I blame @Lion if only he didn't show such a degree of ungratefulness for a 4th keeper.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

This transfer alone warrants toli getting fired. I really believe this idiot thinks he is playing some moneyball bs the way he picks these random hacks.

 

[Stevie]

This transfer is an example of why I was against selling Cambiaso. I know his form isn't great right now but I promise you we will not replace him anyone better

 

[HelterSkelter]

kelly if you reading this please understand we fans don't hate you as a person or even as a player.

we hate that you were forced to be a first team player when thats not the role for you in a club like this. hate is for the guy who signed you in this position.

I hate him as a person as a player as a soul.

I will also hate him when we are lazying around in heaven 100yrs from now.


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[mjromeo81]

It is incredible Giuntoli thinks this guy is good enough to wear our shirt. That says it all really. I remember when playing for Juventus meant something - playing for one of the biggest, most prestigious clubs in world football, truly the best of the best. Now our shirt is passed around like a cum rag. If you're lucky enough, the Mister will even choose you as Captain.

The financials on this don't even make sense.

I would love to read the analysis/executive briefing paper for the justification of this signing.

 

[Bianconero81]

There is no justification.

Cuntoli the Clown woke up with a thumb up his ass, realizing that the Mercato was drawing to a close, and made some calls - other clubs were like fuck off with your proposals you bellend fucking cunt, so he was desparate. Creaming his pants and begging like a homeless hobo, he went to Newcastle (who may have promised him first dibs on Tonali - as if), but that he'd have to take Floyd Smelly off their filthy hands. Cuntoli, after being twisted and warped like a stale taco in an obese Mexican hooker's hand, caved in and acquiesced to their demands, and here we are: 18+ million for a Shawema vendor from the West Midlands.

 

[s4tch]

It is incredible Giuntoli thinks this guy is good enough to wear our shirt. That says it all really. I remember when playing for Juventus meant something - playing for one of the biggest, most prestigious clubs in world football, truly the best of the best. Now our shirt is passed around like a cum rag. If you're lucky enough, the Mister will even choose you as Captain.

The financials on this don't even make sense.

I would love to read the analysis/executive briefing paper for the justification of this signing.

well put

this is easily up there with the worst juventus transfers. it simply doesn't make any sense from any point of view. also we could loan multiple players like veiga, chico, randy etc, but had to buy this turdbucket?! complete insanity

 

[swag]

Giuntoli must have lost a bet or owed a favor to some Arab billionaires.

 

[campionesidd]

There is no justification.

Cuntoli the Clown woke up with a thumb up his ass, realizing that the Mercato was drawing to a close, and made some calls - other clubs were like fuck off with your proposals you bellend fucking cunt, so he was desparate. Creaming his pants and begging like a homeless hobo, he went to Newcastle (who may have promised him first dibs on Tonali - as if), but that he'd have to take Floyd Smelly off their filthy hands. Cuntoli, after being twisted and warped like a stale taco in an obese Mexican hooker's hand, caved in and acquiesced to their demands, and here we are: 18+ million for a Shawema vendor from the West Midlands.

That was uncalled for. Shawarma vendors give us delicious food. This dude just gives us pain and misery.

 

[BIG DADDY!!!]

Last night was the first time I'd seen a mate since the transfer window and he was asking why we sold Huijsen so I went on a drunken rant of how this guy cost us more and he kept laughing as he said I kept referring to as Luke Kelly.

I literally couldn't remember his first name and the mate said it's Lloyd.

Luke Kelly is a fucking Irish Folk singer so that actually sums up this transfer quite well.

 

[Amer]

Last night was the first time I'd seen a mate since the transfer window and he was asking why we sold Huijsen so I went on a drunken rant of how this guy cost us more and he kept laughing as he said I kept referring to as Luke Kelly.

I literally couldn't remember his first name and the mate said it's Lloyd.

Luke Kelly is a fucking Irish Folk singer so that actually sums up this transfer quite well.

Over the Hump also sums up the transfer perfectly.

 

[BIG DADDY!!!]

Over the Hump also sums up the transfer perfectly.

Getting humped by every attacker he faces

 

[Amer]

Getting humped by every attacker he faces

The club also got humped by Newcastle.

The fans got humped by Giuntoli.

Everybody got humped in end.

It's like a random porn movie.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Iykyk

 

[Alex-444]

 

[Fab Fragment]

This picture is quite telling. Lloyd Kelly is his man.

 

[swag]

Kelly's anus is gonna get rekt

 

[Amer]

Kelly: I think I'm hallucinating of all this hard work.