Leonardo Bonucci (91 Viewers)
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am I missing something? Granted we don't need a morata and it ain't gonna happen but bro what's with the hate?
If im to get over this i need a good explanation from the managment and Bonucci.
I still feel like theres something we dont know about. Something must of happend for him to leave like that an for our management and players be so open to taking him back.
I hate this transfer but i need to get over it.
I still feel like theres something we dont know about. Something must of happend for him to leave like that an for our management and players be so open to taking him back.
I hate this transfer but i need to get over it.
The true explanation will never arrive - which is we're desperate to get rid of Higuain who costs the club shitload of money and we can't keep him around with CR7 being here.
Think about it. If it wasn't for Higuain, Marotta would lowball the fuck out of milan, because the whole world knows that Bonucci is on a period again and he's trying to force a comeback. Ideal situation for Marotta but there's our desperation to get rid of Higuain. Because of that we lose all our leverage, or at least most of it.
If it wasn't for Higgy, I'm not even sure we'd be interested in Bonucci in the first place. It took us days to swallow the fact we'll have to exchange Caldara for him on an even terms. I guess the only thing that could save the situation now would be a buy back option on Caldara, let's hope we'll have one. IMO Marotta is too soft to budge to Milan's demands like that, after all both Juve and Milan have a player they desperately need to get rid of, so an exchange makes sense but then again you can't swap Bonucci and Higgy on equal terms without cash being involved. At the end of the day what matters most though is that they could keep Bonucci while for financial reasons we can't keep Higuain.
One more thing to add here:
I don't like the fact we're in such a rush to close the deal with milan since it doesn't suit us (that well I guess). Maybe there some other move prepared and Higgy's situation is blocking everything? I don't mean Pogba-like transfer but for me the midfield we currently have is incomplete in terms of quality. The need to rush things has to be coming from somewhere.
Think about it. If it wasn't for Higuain, Marotta would lowball the fuck out of milan, because the whole world knows that Bonucci is on a period again and he's trying to force a comeback. Ideal situation for Marotta but there's our desperation to get rid of Higuain. Because of that we lose all our leverage, or at least most of it.
If it wasn't for Higgy, I'm not even sure we'd be interested in Bonucci in the first place. It took us days to swallow the fact we'll have to exchange Caldara for him on an even terms. I guess the only thing that could save the situation now would be a buy back option on Caldara, let's hope we'll have one. IMO Marotta is too soft to budge to Milan's demands like that, after all both Juve and Milan have a player they desperately need to get rid of, so an exchange makes sense but then again you can't swap Bonucci and Higgy on equal terms without cash being involved. At the end of the day what matters most though is that they could keep Bonucci while for financial reasons we can't keep Higuain.
One more thing to add here:
I don't like the fact we're in such a rush to close the deal with milan since it doesn't suit us (that well I guess). Maybe there some other move prepared and Higgy's situation is blocking everything? I don't mean Pogba-like transfer but for me the midfield we currently have is incomplete in terms of quality. The need to rush things has to be coming from somewhere.
I hope that next time you shit in co-workers boot, there is scorpion in boot, and it stings you on testicles.
You are too high at the time and don't go to hospital, instead go home to sleep. Venom causes necrosis. You jump in shower next day, and smell something funny, like rotting tissue. You look down, ball sack has turned purple and black, puss oozing out of bite. By the time you get to hospital, penis also rotting. You must have balls and shaft amputated. You become castrato. Sing in little boys choir for rest of life. Girls no longer want you to bang them while holding husbands hand. Now husbands want to bang you while holding wife's hand.
You are too high at the time and don't go to hospital, instead go home to sleep. Venom causes necrosis. You jump in shower next day, and smell something funny, like rotting tissue. You look down, ball sack has turned purple and black, puss oozing out of bite. By the time you get to hospital, penis also rotting. You must have balls and shaft amputated. You become castrato. Sing in little boys choir for rest of life. Girls no longer want you to bang them while holding husbands hand. Now husbands want to bang you while holding wife's hand.
I hope that next time you shit in co-workers boot, there is scorpion in boot, and it stings you on testicles.
You are too high at the time and don't go to hospital, instead go home to sleep. Venom causes necrosis. You jump in shower next day, and smell something funny, like rotting tissue. You look down, ball sack has turned purple and black, puss oozing out of bite. By the time you get to hospital, penis also rotting. You must have balls and shaft amputated. You become castrato. Sing in little boys choir for rest of life. Girls no longer want you to bang them while holding husbands hand. Now husbands want to bang you while holding wife's hand.
You are too high at the time and don't go to hospital, instead go home to sleep. Venom causes necrosis. You jump in shower next day, and smell something funny, like rotting tissue. You look down, ball sack has turned purple and black, puss oozing out of bite. By the time you get to hospital, penis also rotting. You must have balls and shaft amputated. You become castrato. Sing in little boys choir for rest of life. Girls no longer want you to bang them while holding husbands hand. Now husbands want to bang you while holding wife's hand.
-Linda, 2018
I hope that next time you shit in co-workers boot, there is scorpion in boot, and it stings you on testicles.
You are too high at the time and don't go to hospital, instead go home to sleep. Venom causes necrosis. You jump in shower next day, and smell something funny, like rotting tissue. You look down, ball sack has turned purple and black, puss oozing out of bite. By the time you get to hospital, penis also rotting. You must have balls and shaft amputated. You become castrato. Sing in little boys choir for rest of life. Girls no longer want you to bang them while holding husbands hand. Now husbands want to bang you while holding wife's hand.
You are too high at the time and don't go to hospital, instead go home to sleep. Venom causes necrosis. You jump in shower next day, and smell something funny, like rotting tissue. You look down, ball sack has turned purple and black, puss oozing out of bite. By the time you get to hospital, penis also rotting. You must have balls and shaft amputated. You become castrato. Sing in little boys choir for rest of life. Girls no longer want you to bang them while holding husbands hand. Now husbands want to bang you while holding wife's hand.
Why you want me to suffer, why?
What's with the linda stuff, been seeing it around don't get what it's referencing
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His playmaking qualities will obviously be appreciated, and if it's not at the expense of Rugani or Caldara I wouln't mind it so much. Also Milan paid 38mil for him, we shouldn't pay anywhere near that fee, 25mil AT MAX!!
Why you want me to suffer, why?
What's with the linda stuff, been seeing it around don't get what it's referencing
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His playmaking qualities will obviously be appreciated, and if it's not at the expense of Rugani or Caldara I wouln't mind it so much. Also Milan paid 38mil for him, we should pay anywhere near that fee, 25mil AT MAX!!