Leonardo Bonucci (73 Viewers)

[Mark]

So we’re gonna lose Caldara and Benatia?

I'd sell only Benatia.

 

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[Stevie]

Bonnuci will get me a life time ban from this forum for fucksake.

Seriously what would completely fuck my head up would be watching him lift the CL while Marchisio and Buffon sit at home crying in front the of TV.

It would destroy me.

 

[s4tch]

I'd sell only Benatia.

are you marotta tho :depressed

 

[DanielSz]

I'd sell only Benatia.

Well yeah that’d be the logical move, but I haven’t seen that reported anywhere.

 

[Cerval]

Bonnuci will get me a life time ban from this forum for fucksake.

Seriously what would completely fuck my head up would be watching him lift the CL while Marchisio and Buffon sit at home crying in front the of TV.

It would destroy me.

Him scoring while doing his celebration to tell ours fans to wash their mouth

 

[Mark]

are you marotta tho :depressed

Well yeah that’d be the logical move, but I haven’t seen that reported anywhere.

If find it odd he didn't get minutes in the first game and that Allegri didn't mention him in the lineup for tomorrow but will pay Chiellini AGAIN.

 

[Snobist]

Bonnuci will get me a life time ban from this forum for fucksake.

Seriously what would completely fuck my head up would be watching him lift the CL while Marchisio and Buffon sit at home crying in front the of TV.

It would destroy me.

The chances of him joining juve are high. Chances of juve winning a CHL with him starting are very very slim. He is bound to fuck up.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

88th minute. Suarez thinking he got us, 1 on 1 with Bonucci. Confidently attempts his most deadly dribble to go clean through on goal, but forgets about Bonny's most lethal weapon of all; the ass tackle. Bonny heel elegantly but firmly places itself on the ground, the ball stops right there and the Uruguayan falls over and rolls away into obscurity, knocking his front teeth into the adboards. Inch perfect pass gets hit immediately by the regista-CB, and the ball travels and swirls in the air over two sets of midfield players and lands near CR7, who bicycle kicks it home and sends juventini to the Promised Land.

this scenario is incredible.

 

[Post Ironic]

Bonnuci will get me a life time ban from this forum for fucksake.

Seriously what would completely fuck my head up would be watching him lift the CL while Marchisio and Buffon sit at home crying in front the of TV.

It would destroy me.

Good Juve fan. Wouldn't be happy winning CL because of 1 player.

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He had prime Chiellini and barzagli to bail him out.

In a back 4?

 

[s4tch]

If find it odd he didn't get minutes in the first game and that Allegri didn't mention him in the lineup for tomorrow but will pay Chiellini AGAIN.

you mean benatia? isn't he still on holiday, like all the guys who participated in the world cup?

 

[Jem83]

The chances of him joining juve are high. Chances of juve winning a CHL with him starting are very very slim. He is bound to fuck up.

And our chances of winning the UCL are super high with Caldara, right?

Look, don't get me wrong. I really hope Caldara stays. I hope Bonucci will return without us having to depart with the smooth, fine looking ex-Atalanta stud.

But let's not pretend he's some finished product that is the best CB in the world or anything.

 

[Mark]

you mean benatia? isn't he still on holiday, like all the guys who participated in the world cup?

he was here the first day of training.

 

[Jem83]

Bonnuci will get me a life time ban from this forum for fucksake.

Seriously what would completely fuck my head up would be watching him lift the CL while Marchisio and Buffon sit at home crying in front the of TV.

It would destroy me.

Never understood this kind of sentiment. I couldn't care less who lifts the CL trophy as long as it's a player wearing a Juve shirt.

 

[Snobist]

Good Juve fan. Wouldn't be happy winning CL because of 1 player.

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In a back 4?

Yes in back 4 he was great. I remember Cardiff. He was so good.

 

[Post Ironic]

Against Madrid in Cardiff as well or Bayern 2016

Chiellini and Benatia never screw up though.

The point is, he's clearly an excellent CB on his day. I don't really want him back for off-pitch reasons, but if he comes he'll likely be very good under Allegri like the vast majority of the time.

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Yes in back 4 he was great. I remember Cardiff. He was so good.

Because we had so many standout performers in Cardiff. Bonucci alone is at fault for getting destroyed 4-1

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Never understood this kind of sentiment. I couldn't care less who lifts the CL trophy as long as it's a player wearing a Juve shirt.

Disgusting sentiment.

 

[Snobist]

And our chances of winning the UCL are super high with Caldara, right?

Look, don't get me wrong. I really hope Caldara stays. I hope Bonucci will return without us having to depart with the smooth, fine looking ex-Atalanta stud.

But let's not pretend he's some finished product that is the best CB in the world or anything.

Id rather try something new than something we already know the outcome. Bonucci’s speciality are his brainfarts. We cant afford both Bonucci and Chiellini in same team. One deflects the ball the other mispasses.

 

[Enron]

Never understood this kind of sentiment. I couldn't care less who lifts the CL trophy as long as it's a player wearing a Juve shirt.

...and he never understood why the gates of paradise were closed to him while he spent the afterlife wandering in obscure nothingness.

 

[Jem83]

...and he never understood why the gates of paradise were closed to him while he spent the afterlife wandering in obscure nothingness.

 

[Stevie]

Good Juve fan. Wouldn't be happy winning CL because of 1 player.

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In a back 4?

Of course i would love us winning the CL dont twist my words im a Juve fan since 96 been through hell with the club. Ive dreamed about us winning every day since then i dont want this dickhead to be a part of it he doesnt deserve to share any of the glory.

 

[Snobist]

I think we should swap all players with Milan.