learn to drive people!! (3 Viewers)

[Zlatan]

Yeah, I cant handle three pedals, the steering wheel, switching gears, etc.

OMG, please tell me you can walk and chew gum at the same time

 

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[Zlatan]

Fuck, I meant to say, "Why do you need to do that?"

Not, "How do you do that."

I know how to start the bloody car in any gear.

It's not very hardy, any gear, without gas etc.

 

[Martin]

I love driving in snowy weather. Full throttle and just hold your breath.
I´m Ari Vatanen...

Da fook? The only cool thing about it is skids...

I wonder what it's like to drive automatic, I've never tried it.

 

[Slagathor]

Da fook? The only cool thing about it is skids...

I wonder what it's like to drive automatic, I've never tried it.

I don't even know anyone with an automatic...

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

there are so many punks who get in front of you with no signal. so bloddy annoying

 

[Tifoso]

In other countries it is km per 100 litres, or km/100L

Ahhh. Thanks int:

 

[Rami]

I consider myself a good driver....

The only accident I have been in is in my garage....I slammed the car into the wall!

 

[mikhail]

OMG, please tell me you can walk and chew gum at the same time

I'm sure it can be done. Some external stimulous might be required to remind the subject to breathe, however. :wink:

 

[JCK]

I advice any driver to try one day in Beirut, now that's an extreme driving experience.

 

[Eddy]

I advice any driver to try one day in Beirut, now that's an extreme driving experience.

yea like the alleys are 2cm wide

 

[JCK]

yea like the alleys are 2cm wide

I wasn't talking about narrow alleys, it is safe there.

 

[Eddy]

I wasn't talking about narrow alleys, it is safe there.

oh, you mean the autostrad?

 

[Slagathor]

I advice any driver to try one day in Beirut, now that's an extreme driving experience.

Is it worse than Napels? That was some scary shit

 

[JCK]

Is it worse than Napels? That was some scary shit

I think it is in the same category

 

[Zé Tahir]

'once you go manual you don't go back'

 

[3pac]

once you take phat black cock you dont go back

 

[Zé Tahir]

once you take phat black cock you dont go back

erm..erik?

 

[Slagathor]

erm..erik?

Next time you feel an urge to relate me to anything, I want you to do something:

Pick up a fork; the bigger the better. Now aim for your eye and jam it in there real hard so it gets all the way through to your brain.

umpkin:

 

[3pac]

Next time you feel an urge to relate me to anything, I want you to do something:

Pick up a fork; the bigger the better. Now aim for your eye and jam it in there real hard so it gets all the way through to your brain.

umpkin:

not only is he gay and dutch, but the man is a sadist

move to slovakia

 

[Zé Tahir]

Next time you feel an urge to relate me to anything, I want you to do something:

Pick up a fork; the bigger the better. Now aim for your eye and jam it in there real hard so it gets all the way through to your brain.

umpkin:

sadistic mind