learn to drive people!! (3 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I just got your text message, and now i am laughing, because that will cost you like 30$

Nah, it will cost me like 30 cents, I have a sick plan with like 1000 text messages.

 

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[3pac]

Fuck, I meant to say, "Why do you need to do that?"

Not, "How do you do that."

I know how to start the bloody car in any gear.

it wont work in most of the cars ive tried, they just die. (i tried it)

plus, i have a darker shade of skin than you, mike jones

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Nah, you just need a feather touch on the clutch.

Trust me, I am a pretty good driver.

Beck and I have had my Bimmer up to 150, it was pretty cool.

 

[3pac]

Nah, it will cost me like 30 cents, I have a sick plan with like 1000 text messages.

i am jealous. i have a bollocks plan with about 10 text messages per millenium

 

[3pac]

Nah, you just need a feather touch on the clutch.

Trust me, I am a pretty good driver.

Beck and I have had my Bimmer up to 150, it was pretty cool.

which is more important in life:


Beamer and living in a barn OR acura and living on da west side

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

My dad is a pretty successful attorney.

'Nuff said.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

i am jealous. i have a bollocks plan with about 10 text messages per millenium

You better not respond to my female mexican vagina text then..............ohh wait........I just got it.

 

[3pac]

My dad is a pretty successful attorney.

'Nuff said.

lucky you, i wish i had 4 horses and a sheep dog




text- psh- at least i dont pay the bill

well, not the financial bill. maybe the bill of pain when my dad sees the former

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You are on the pain train.

FOO!

 

[3pac]

as long as its not headed to slovakia.....

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Headed right up the poop chute.

 

[3pac]

as long as it doesnt end here

http://diehostel.de/eng/index.html

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That shit looks scary.

 

[3pac]

Go see it fool. It's some crazy shit.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

My gf wants to go see it, I may take her and have he piss her panties.

 

[3pac]

My gf wants to go see it, I may take her and have he piss her panties.

Dude go. My opinion is, if you want to see it, you should not, because you are a fucking sadist.

If you don't want to, you must, because its some tight shit


but take that beezy, you'll find some new ingenuitive ways to have fun together at night, guaranteed

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Sounds like word to me, I think we need to go.

 

[3pac]

Da!

 

[Slagathor]

Drivers with feet simultaneously on both pedals drive me nuts. :wth:

Both? There aren't three? You *all* drive automatic over there?

No wonder so many kids go for joyrides if all you have to do is turn the key and hit the gas

What annoys me most is people slowing down before entering a tunnel. It's like they're afraid of the dark or something. STEP ON IT, PUNK :ferocious:

 

[Holygr4le]

I love driving in snowy weather. Full throttle and just hold your breath.
I´m Ari Vatanen...