I know you're jesting, but I shall humor you. The Argentine Pussyfag was a wonderful player for us, but it was time to move on. As for the Demented Dutchman, he did have impressive numbers for Lyon, but so does Cuntobile for Lazio. Would you like Lazio's top scorer here? I look beyond the stats and the impact, or lack thereof, players can have on this club. You don't see me complaining about Di Maria and Kostic, do you?
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I'd much rather have a paramecium-sized brain than a total vacuous space. It must be hard for you to lead such a "hollow" existence.
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I'd much rather have a paramecium-sized brain than a total vacuous space. It must be hard for you to lead such a "hollow" existence.
I will always be fond of 2015-2018 Dybala, fantastic player those seasons… but he turned into a useless soyboi after that and his poor play and mentality is a part of why this club is in this position today.
Depay’s goal knocked us out of CL in 2020, bro. Remind me what Dybala did in those matches? Zilch. He helped them qualify for CL multiple years with his goals and assists. He had season of 22 goals-17 assists, 22 goals - 12 assist, and 12 goals-16 assists. Those attest to his impact there.
Do I think he’s gonna be our saviour? Nope. Is he a good player who should offer a big upgrade to what we currently have. Absolutely. And he’s a free transfer, likely on reasonable wages.
