Suarez has signed a new contract with Barcelona worth about €17m p/a before tax. So he'll be taking home about €17m p/a.
Messi and Ronaldo I can get has become larger then life freaks and insanely commercial figures so it kinda works out as one off, and their salaries effect their other star teammates is understandable, but I dont get why Bale and Suarez get near parity with them. Even if Suarez had an insane year, he hasnt exactly been doing it for a near decade like them, nor is he hugely marketable figure (the reverse rep kinda before coming there).
Wait nvm I missed your joke at first glance

