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[Dan]

Thats it. Whats it gonna take to get me into the starting eleven???

Im quick, i did 100 m in 19.5 (or something like that) seconds, Im not sure.. But im quick!
Im a good goalie.. Ive got an EIGHTY kilometer powerful shot! (when measured). i play football everyday i can.. What more do you want in a player!?

 

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[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by Majed ] ++

Departures: Don Bes and Vinman.. Both of them caused problems in the dressing room with their negative attitude. Don Bes was also too lazy and he never showed up for training. Vinman wouldn't listen to the coach because he never agreed with a the coach's view that contradicted his views.

thats where you are wrong. when it comes to soccer i may not be fast but i always (repeat, always ) give 100%. you can leave me for not being too good but i am not lazy.

 

[The Pado]

Espectro, you are my Edgar Davids

 

[Espectro]

Edgar Davids???? really??? coz I see my self more like an Ambrosini than a Davids

But if you pu your trust in me I won't let you down!!!!






Well maybe I will let you down from time to time....

 

[The Pado]

@ Blackmint, after seeing the pic of your goal from "Post Pictures of your Life", I might need you in my first XI.

@ Don Bes, I really wanted you to start, but we couldn't wake you up. I'll bring you on at halftime.

 

[Dan]

Hooray! I play Goal, LB, Right wing, attack.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

i am thinkin about something else


lets come up with two balanced teams who would play against each other

 

[River]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
MIDFIELD - River - If she can run like she runs her mouth, we are all set.

Actually i can

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
My J'tuz first XI

GK - Incubo - So nasty that the even ball doesn't want to be near him.


DEFENDERS - Majed - the voice of reason keeping it calm in the back
Sergio - Big tub of pudding clogging up the middle
Graham - Smartest man on the pitch, keeping it cool from the Zambrotta position


MIDFIELD - River - If she can run like she runs her mouth, we are all set.
Martin - Nothing gets past this man. Get that B.S. outta here.
Espectro - Nobody else wanted him, I will build my engine room around him.
Andy - Left winger with hair like Nedved

TREQUARTISTA - Fliakis - My playmaker should be young, drunk, and good looking


FORWARDS - Liliana - Attack, Attack, Attack
Vinman - Attack, Punch, Maul

Wait a minute, how did you know I have hair like Nedved???



Oh yeah, cuz of that Owen Wilson complement.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
i am thinkin about something else


lets come up with two balanced teams who would play against each other

Good idea.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++

Good idea.

work on it you lazy bastard

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++



work on it you lazy bastard

Ahh aiight. Should I include former members like River did (ie Mac and Paul)?

 

[Dan]

I dont see why not!

Im up for grabs if anyone wants to sign me

 

[The Pado]

@ Andy - I expected a comment on my inclusion of Sergio in defense. With that big vat of pudding in the middle, I can play with only 3 defenders

 

[Majed]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
My J'tuz first XI

GK - Incubo - So nasty that the even ball doesn't want to be near him.


DEFENDERS - Majed - the voice of reason keeping it calm in the back
Sergio - Big tub of pudding clogging up the middle
Graham - Smartest man on the pitch, keeping it cool from the Zambrotta position


MIDFIELD - River - If she can run like she runs her mouth, we are all set.
Martin - Nothing gets past this man. Get that B.S. outta here.
Espectro - Nobody else wanted him, I will build my engine room around him.
Andy - Left winger with hair like Nedved

TREQUARTISTA - Fliakis - My playmaker should be young, drunk, and good looking


FORWARDS - Liliana - Attack, Attack, Attack
Vinman - Attack, Punch, Maul

Great team, but I hope you're not coach, because I wouldn't want to be treated like a lamb!

 

[Stu]

++ [ originally posted by blackmint ] ++
Thats it. Whats it gonna take to get me into the starting eleven???

Im quick, i did 100 m in 19.5 (or something like that) seconds, Im not sure.. But im quick!
Im a good goalie.. Ive got an EIGHTY kilometer powerful shot! (when measured). i play football everyday i can.. What more do you want in a player!?

100m in 19.5 seconds isn't exactly quick, you know.

 

[Majed]

++ [ originally posted by blackmint ] ++
I dont see why not!

Im up for grabs if anyone wants to sign me

your like Paramatti... nobody wants you

I guess I'll sign you... I'm injury prone and I just kicked out Pest and Vinman... Fliakis might quit football to become a model so there'll be a spot open for you.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
@ Andy - I expected a comment on my inclusion of Sergio in defense. With that big vat of pudding in the middle, I can play with only 3 defenders

:LOL: Sometimes you make no sense Pado, sometimes you do. :LOL:

 

[Elnur_E65]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Now for the ladies.

This squad will be a little short handed, but I think it will be very, very competitive.

Lilianna

Jessica - Jeanette

Emma - Fabiana - Nina - Asma

River - Paris1

Andy, how about selling some of your stars?

Or a one-year loan perhaps?

 

[River]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++


Ahh aiight. Should I include former members like River did (ie Mac and Paul)?

I didnt include Paul. And i only included Mac because ive seen him play and it simply isnt possible to leave him out