originally posted by Majed ] ++
I'll make my own damn team....
------------------ Ian ----------------------
-- Deej -----Josh ----- Tom -----Arturo---
------------- Vil ------- Andy --------------
---- Graham --- Anders ----- Majed (c) ---
------------------ Erik -----------------------
Assitant Coach: Jun-Hide
Subs: Martin, baggio , Zlatan, Mikhail, Gandalf, John
#1 Ian - He's so tall and his huge stretch makes it seem like our team is playing with a hockey goal. He could yell at any defense.
#6 Josh - A PRICK in the heart of any attacker!
#5 Tom - What/who better to partner a Prick in central defense than an ***hole?!
#2 Deej - He's got some mental issues so he may not be able to run in a straight line on the wing, but i'm hoping that he's contagious and he spreads it to the opposition.
#3 Arturo - He gets a starting spot for his patients and hard work with little praise. A zambrotta type player..
#4 Vil - He's drunk most of the time, but it should give him a lot of energy for that defensive mid position.
#8 Andy - Again, he's be the distributer. a double Pirlo you could say with half the skills
(Maybe more like an Albertini)
#11 Majed - I have to be a starter, because I founded the team. but not to worry, I'm very injury prone. They call me Mr. Glass. Anyway
, When I'm not injured, I'm your fast, dribbling left-sided playmaker/supprt striker.
#10 Anders - He was on the classic Juventuz team in this spot so He's our playmaker. John#10 can sub for him.
#7 Graham - He doesn't do anything else so he always makes it to training before anyone else and he'll always be a starter at the begining of the season because he spends the summers too practicing.
#9 Erik - I'd like to put him in defense just because he looks like a De Boer brother, but I'll stick to my original view and say that he's a young Bergkamp. He steels avatars, so I assume he's dishonest enough to dive, complain about offsides and stuff... he's give us a lot of PKs.
*Martin: He's at the end of his career. He's just a Ferrara/Costacurta player now
*baggio: He stays on the bench for keeping me on the bench. Also, Although i don't like it, but our kits are nike and he's got a problem with that so he refuses to play anyways.
*Zlatan is very talented, but he often storms out like Cassano. He needs much attention.
*Gandalf: Tempermental. get's crazy when people cuss him in Italian, so he'll stay on the bench and he'll be kept for the CL games vs. English or Spanish teams.
*Mikhail: Good all around player.
*Torkel: He's a future skipper in the making. Very promising..
Youth Team cream of the crop:
*Stuart: Very promising and wise beyond his years.
*kurvengeflüster: He was suddonly made mod at juventuz forums despite being here for only a few months, and he may just suddonly break into the first team in the same fashion.
Departures: Don Bes and Vinman.. Both of them caused problems in the dressing room with their negative attitude. Don Bes was also too lazy and he never showed up for training. Vinman wouldn't listen to the coach because he never agreed with a the coach's view that contradicted his views.