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[Cuti]

WE should do it in Malta since we are the official Italiens roud:

 

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[king Ale]

Fred slams disrespectful Ze Tahir


Stomacho Grassi's outspoken assistant manager Fred has slammed central midfielder Ze Tahir for offensive comments the latter allegedly made about the teams staff


Ze Tahir was quoted as making a number of offensive comments with regard to the infamous sexual harassment incident, involving Andrew Beck the teams playmaker and Iranian massuese Hoori.


The Pakistani who is regarded by many to be a Barcelona fan and a terrorist made a number of disrespectful comments about Hoori.

Juventuz Times has quoted him saying " Andy, can you confirm what you saw under the skirt? For years King Ale has assumed the identity of a woman on here. Can you finally confirm? "


Fred has made it clear that he will not tolerate these comments and that Ze Tahir will be benched for the all important game against Real Italiens FC. "We do not tolerate such disrespectful comments about our staff from any of our players, and we will take heavy measures against Tahir to ensure those comments do not go unpunished. "


Ironically, Andrew Beck has not been punished for allegedly looking under Hoori's skirt. Something that made Hoori ask for a transfer from the club. Several reports claim that these new harsh measures by the club were taken in order to convince the much sought after Iranian Massuese to stay at the club.

I'd love to know about the heavy measures against Tahir though.

I can play as a striker and show their goalkeeper my boobs so he can´t concentrate

The ends justify the means, eh?

 

[Osman]

*Osmano Orsi scouting in kindergarden recess game, sees 1 boy who is moping in the sidelines*

Osmano Orsi: "Why arent you playing?"

Small boy: I'm not allowed to, they say I I'm the new Molinaro, they are tired of fishing out the ball from the lake. I tried my best, but I never learn anything from watching my favourite team play, honest I used to be like Roberto Carlos before I started watching them."

Osmano Orsi: “I believe you, its widespread, you are too young to know, but you have Alenitis. What do the other kids at school say when you tell them you support Real Italiens FC?”

Small Boy: “How did you know? Well they think I’m mad.”

Osmano Orsi: "I must be too, I read all 44 pages of this thread"

 

[Azzurri7]

Finally, you're here.

 

[swag]

Imagine how it'll be

Seven, surrounded by Turk, Ze Tahir, salman and the rest of the Muslims

Andy, Burke, Enron getting drunk making jokes 3 times per second.

Vinman lifting weight right in the middle of the pitch and screaming on each one finding a decent nicknames.

Marty and Martin discussing Juventuz and computer stuff

Bes having his one liner when necessary

Gino Genesio calling his father and threatening to kill him

hnakyo to pass next to the field and get beaten by everyone

Bianconero to be reading Shakespeare books

Elvin, Dusan, Alber discussing latest news concerning porn. Elvin cumming on himself.

Alen to stay down on his knees for Hoori asking her to marry him. Few days later Iranian secret service looking for him.

etc... it'll be interesting.

 

[king Ale]

Isn't Cigdem a Muslim btw?

 

[ĵџvє_вãвγ]

yes i am a Muslim..***..

 

[king Ale]

So how are you gonna massage the men? You put on some gloves or what?

 

[Alen]

yes i am a Muslim..***..

Did it ever happen to you to forget the three stars and the 4 dots at the end of each post?

 

[ĵџvє_вãвγ]

So how are you gonna massage the men? You put on some gloves or what?

ehh no i guess i am not religious :/

Did it ever happen to you to forget the three stars and the 4 dots at the end of each post?

not yet ..***..

 

[Alen]

I need a massage btw. Which one of you two is willing to do it?

 

[king Ale]

not yet ..***..

ehh no i guess i am not religious :/

You already forgot

 

[Azzurri7]

I need a massage btw. Which one of you two is willing to do it?

I hear salman is good doing Erotic massage.

 

[ĵџvє_вãвγ]

hey that was a quote, i put it end ..***..

 

[king Ale]

I need a massage btw. Which one of you two is willing to do it?

I'm under contract with FC SG. But even if I wasn't, I'd only massage the players not the coaches :eyebrows:

 

[Albertmare]

You'll just distract our masseuse, so no thanks



He does, but i am afraid he might be a troubled individual, with Albert molesting him and all.

I think he deserves a trial though. Just need permission to sign him from Dominic and Osman.

just keep alberto away from me in the change rooms when we play each other and we are good.

:faq1:

this is a defamation , i will sue you big tummy team !

 

[Alen]

:eyebrows:

:eyebrows:




Cigdem, get the oil and prepare everything.

 

[ĵџvє_вãвγ]

i am waiting for the President sorry maybe next time..***..

 

[Azzurri7]

I'm under contract with FC SG. But even if I wasn't, I'd only massage the players not the coaches :eyebrows:

My back hurtssssss

:grabbinghistowel: and :waitingfortherapist:

 

[The Curr]

..***..




just thought I'd see what it was like.