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Stomachi deny allegations of homosexuality
Recently promoted Club Director Fred has moved swiftly to deny reports of homosexual relationships between his players....
Fred has maintained that his club practices complete transparancy and denies any allegations of homosexual relationships between his players.
The two players in question are Former Banagalore FC holding midfielder Iceman and club captain Rabinho. Pictures from British tabloids show Rabinho laying his fat stomach on Icemans Panucci.
Fred is quoted as saying "These accusations are baseless and have no truth in them whatsoever, our club is clean and we are all completely straight."
"This is an attempt by our rivals to tarnish our image and destabilize our team, Iceman and Rabinho are straight individuals that have girlfriends and wives."
"I will not say anything further on this matter"
Stomachi Grassi has been rocked by sexual scandals, with recent reports even accusing a drunk Andrew Beck of looking under Hoori's skirt. Now a new scandal is surfacing about a homosexual relationship between Rab and Iceman. It is also common knowledge that squad player Pado wanks in the players shoes.
It remains to be seen whether newly promoted club Director Fred will be able steady the ship amidst such rocking scandals
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Recently promoted Club Director Fred has moved swiftly to deny reports of homosexual relationships between his players....
Fred has maintained that his club practices complete transparancy and denies any allegations of homosexual relationships between his players.
The two players in question are Former Banagalore FC holding midfielder Iceman and club captain Rabinho. Pictures from British tabloids show Rabinho laying his fat stomach on Icemans Panucci.
Fred is quoted as saying "These accusations are baseless and have no truth in them whatsoever, our club is clean and we are all completely straight."
"This is an attempt by our rivals to tarnish our image and destabilize our team, Iceman and Rabinho are straight individuals that have girlfriends and wives."
"I will not say anything further on this matter"
Stomachi Grassi has been rocked by sexual scandals, with recent reports even accusing a drunk Andrew Beck of looking under Hoori's skirt. Now a new scandal is surfacing about a homosexual relationship between Rab and Iceman. It is also common knowledge that squad player Pado wanks in the players shoes.
It remains to be seen whether newly promoted club Director Fred will be able steady the ship amidst such rocking scandals
- Juventuz Times
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There are reports that Andrew Beck is not satisfied with the lack of playing time he's been getting lately under coach JCK. He's quoted saying:
"JCK is a footballing terrorist. He's hijacked the team and holding players such as myself hostage for the betterment of nobody. He's not unlike the 9/11 hijackers as far as I'm concerned. JCK's job is to systematically take down each level of the team, starting with the youngsters and moving towards the established players like Rabinho, all the while being careful not to upset his Real Italien FC masters. This terrorism needs to be stopped and people need to be brought to justice for this nonsense."
"JCK is a footballing terrorist. He's hijacked the team and holding players such as myself hostage for the betterment of nobody. He's not unlike the 9/11 hijackers as far as I'm concerned. JCK's job is to systematically take down each level of the team, starting with the youngsters and moving towards the established players like Rabinho, all the while being careful not to upset his Real Italien FC masters. This terrorism needs to be stopped and people need to be brought to justice for this nonsense."
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!
22/5/2009
Juventuz channel: During a meeting that was held in the Real Italien Peninsula center, President Boz, with Director Mr. Mark and Coach Alen including his assistant Red, were caught by Andrew Beck, Stomachi player, planning to bomb and commit a genocide against Stomachi in their homeland training ground for not being able to compete with them. It is also said that Director Mr. Fred will release a statement concerning this critical situation and will speak on behalf of Stomachi.
22/5/2009
Juventuz channel: During a meeting that was held in the Real Italien Peninsula center, President Boz, with Director Mr. Mark and Coach Alen including his assistant Red, were caught by Andrew Beck, Stomachi player, planning to bomb and commit a genocide against Stomachi in their homeland training ground for not being able to compete with them. It is also said that Director Mr. Fred will release a statement concerning this critical situation and will speak on behalf of Stomachi.
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