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[Alen]

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Alen: Only long balls on Saturday night.

I'm denying this.
We have the best player in the world in midfield, Waffledinho, we can't play long balls with such a magician in the team.

 

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[Azzurri7]

Breaking News: Tragedy strikes Team 2. Today at about 1500 CET a man walked into Team 2's lockeroom and blew himself up. All players and staff members were present and were rushed to the hospital. There were no survivors. The perpetrator is unknown at this time, however there is a Muslim involved [editors note: obviously]

A vigil will be held later this evening.

 

[Enron]

Long balls and strong central midfields win championships. You play your Ballerina ball.

EPL style? Or Spanish?

 

[Azzurri7]

I'm denying this.
We have the best player in the world in midfield, Waffledinho, we can't play long balls with such a magician in the team.

 

[icemaη]

She will ask for a transfer to team2 the moment she'll see i'm coaching that team. You'll lose her for peanuts. I at least offered you Stuart in return.

Amateurs!!!

You forget that she's Dule's sister and her love for her brother means more to her than her passing crush on you

 

[The Curr]

Who is Stuart?

 

[Mark]

Team 1 equipment inside

 

[Sadomin]

EPL style? Or Spanish?

I guess that would make us EPL and them Spanish.

 

[Alen]

Who is Stuart?

Stu

 

[Hambon]

Someone should throw this into FM 2009 and simulate it...

 

[Enron]

Breaking News: Tragedy strikes Team 2. Today at about 1500 CET a man walked into Team 2's lockeroom and blew himself up. All players and staff members were present and were rushed to the hospital. There were no survivors. The perpetrator is unknown at this time, however there is a Muslim involved [editors note: obviously]

A vigil will be held later this evening.

 

[Enron]

I guess that would make us EPL and them Spanish.

Hope you like running.

 

[Azzurri7]

Rab during his massage therapy.

Hoori: How's your knee?
Rab: It's better, I feel better.
Hoori: Can I ask you something?
Rab: Sure
Hoori: Don't let Alen win on Saturday, give it your all
Rab: I wont, but I think I might trade you for Stuart
Hoori: :slapsrab: how dare you? I broke up with him and he's just a past. I don't want to go back, because he'll be approaching me again.
Rab: I don't know girl, Osman/Martin/Dominic/Swag they'll hold a meeting and decide.
Hoori: Elvin is still there isn't he?

 

[Sadomin]

Team 2 in pre-match pose

 

[The Curr]

Someone should throw this into FM 2009 and simulate it...

That would be a lot of work. To create everybody in the game.

 

[Red]

Shame that Team 1 won't be able to play properly after what Pado has been doing to/in their boots.

 

[Mark]

3pts inside for Team 2, Team 1 can use it later on their head.

 

[Seven]

I've played in mens leagues without ankle guards and I did fine. Not really worried about that.

Ankle guards?

 

[The Curr]

Team 2 in pre-match pose

I guess I'm Zambro since I was converted from a forward to full back.

 

[Bjerknes]

Beck Plays Down Drunken Tirade
Football Italia
May 21, 2009

New Team 1 signing Andrew Beck played down reports that he showed up to training drunk after a long night of partying with Team 2 players Aaron and Michael Burke.

Reports emerging from the training grounds claim that Beck showed up to practice 15 minutes late wearing just boxers and football boots without socks or guards, causing team manager Jack to become irate.

"I ain't gotta practice today, croach. Don't I?" Beck was quoted as he stumbled out of his vehicle. Reports claimed coach Jack responded by saying, "wake the fuck up, you Barca fan."

Beck was taken to the medical room for treatment and a massage, but reportedly caused chaos when he lifted up the skirt of team massage therapist Hoori.

In other news, Team 2 players Michael Burke and Aaron Molenda announced they are now married, according to Facebook.