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[Bjerknes]

But Lillien Thurkam at the back is not so great news for your attackers.

But we're pretty dynamic in midfield, you have to give us that. We can pass the ball rather quickly, have many different cultural influences in the team, much like Arsenal when they beat Capello's side.

Your team is looking too much like that one I'm afraid.

 

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[swag]

Your midfield is like Blasi and Emerson?

That's great news for us.

Just for that, I am now going to have to vote on this.

 

[Red]

Team 1 are purchasing yamensbs, Osman will have his word concerning this soon.

You will have to compensate us for poaching such a promising young talent.

 

[Dostoevsky]

There's a rumour going around that a sex tape of Team 1 player Dule90 is flying around on the net. The thing is that Dusan is by himself in it and can't talk.

I deny that. That was not me!

Are you kidding

Try harder.

Luca+Hoori+5m and we can talk.

No!

 

[Zé Tahir]

Of course.
Who has a Pakistani goalkeeper anyway.

Tahir, i choose the captain of my team

I think i made a good choice. He's well respected in the team, especially by our muslim players, he cares about his teammates, he's not selfish at all, it's never about him, and he's also a great player. There wasn't really a choice, Seven is the only one worthy of the captain armband.

Let's face it, the real reason is you like how he looks at you.

News Alert!!!

Elvin retires from football.

in other news there's a job opening at McDonald's near Elvin's home.

if Bianconer will be the ref, this what he'll have to say before giving any card

Bianconero: :whistles:
X player: He dived ref, he DIVED!!!!!
Bianconero: A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. Thy wherefore art Romeo thou, or if thou will not, tis but thy name and thus I clothe my naked villany. :yellowcard: at last.
X player:

 

[Bjerknes]

Not without severe punishment. Hope you wear ankle guards.

I've played in mens leagues without ankle guards and I did fine. Not really worried about that.

 

[Bjerknes]

Just for that, I am now going to have to vote on this.

WE HAVE A WINNER!

 

[Azzurri7]

Tuttosport

Burke: Andy, you wont be my brother Saturday night
Andy: And you are?

 

[icemaη]

Oh btw, here's Andy being unveiled at Team1 headquarters

 

[Enron]

I've played in mens leagues without ankle guards and I did fine. Not really worried about that.

This ain't no men's league son. This is down right vicious like Sid.

 

[Alen]

No!

She will ask for a transfer to team2 the moment she'll see i'm coaching that team. You'll lose her for peanuts. I at least offered you Stuart in return.

Amateurs!!!

 

[Azzurri7]

Tuttosport

Alen: Only long balls on Saturday night.

 

[The Curr]

Oh btw, here's Andy being unveiled at Team1 headquarters

 

[Dostoevsky]

She will ask for a transfer to team2 the moment she'll see i'm coaching that team. You'll lose her for peanuts. I at least offered you Stuart in return.

Amateurs!!!

 

[Bjerknes]

Oh btw, here's Andy being unveiled at Team1 headquarters

Martin is such a phenomenal and mysterious chairman, his assistants have to place a Censorship Halogram over his face at all times in public. That's badass.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Breaking News: Tragedy strikes Team 2. Today at about 1500 CET a man walked into Team 2's lockeroom and blew himself up. All players and staff members were present and were rushed to the hospital. There were no survivors. The perpetrator is unknown at this time, however there is a Muslim involved [editors note: obviously]

A vigil will be held later this evening.

 

[Sadomin]

Long balls and strong central midfields win championships. You play your Ballerina ball.

 

[The Curr]

What about names for our stadiums and training grounds?

 

[Yamen]

You're from Dubai. You'll probably end up buying both of the teams.

I thought european media differs with this nowadays

 

[Azzurri7]

She will ask for a transfer to team2 the moment she'll see i'm coaching that team. You'll lose her for peanuts. I at least offered you Stuart in return.

Amateurs!!!

I'm in no position for giving green lights when it comes to transfers but this one is very tempting. Stuart is hot young prospect. Just like Dule.