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[Bjerknes]

Andy you should retire football and write comics because I will crush you on the field

Don't worry, I'll be able to entertain you on the pitch in more ways than one.

Van der Sal Man

juve o'curr - Turkam - Albertini - Vlatkovic

Hambonaresi - Xabi Aaronso - Sadoko- Waffledinho(Cap.)


Burkoff - Zlatanhimovic​

Haaaaaa, beat this suckers!

But dude, you'll get owned at the back because Albertini is in the wrong spot.

 

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[Mark]

We need somebody to patch that hole in our dressing room. Team 1 members are trying to look at our naked players.

 

[Alen]

No names for the bench warmers? :irritated

Hanbonaresi's playing?

You'll be our weapon from the bench. You'll get your names then.

 

[Red]

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Team 1 Captain, Rab: I wont respond to Alen nor his assistant Juve_red for the provocations towards my team mates. But I have one word for them. Tahir.

Red: The Team 1 Captain seems to be doing a lot of talking. Either he is an attention whore or the team's management are a bunch of spineless tosspots.

 

[The Curr]

Van der Sal Man

juve o'curr - Turkam - Albertini - Vlatkovic

Hambonaresi - Xabi Aaronso - Sadoko- Waffledinho(Cap.)


Burkoff - Zlatanhimovic​

Haaaaaa, beat this suckers!

Switch O'Curr and Vlatkovic and we're unbeatable!

Why? I'm right footed.

Beck Plays Down Drunken Tirade
Football Italia
May 21, 2009

New Team 1 signing Andrew Beck played down reports that he showed up to training drunk after a long night of partying with Team 2 players Aaron and Michael Burke.

Reports emerging from the training grounds claim that Beck showed up to practice 15 minutes late wearing just boxers and football boots without socks or guards, causing team manager Jack to become irate.

"I ain't gotta practice today, croach. Don't I?" Beck was quoted as he stumbled out of his vehicle. Reports claimed coach Jack responded by saying, "wake the fuck up, you Barca fan."

Beck was taken to the medical room for treatment and a massage, but reportedly caused chaos when he lifted up the skirt of team massage therapist Hoori.

In other news, Team 2 players Michael Burke and Aaron Molenda announced they are now married, according to Facebook.

:rofl2: :rofl2: POTM

 

[Bjerknes]

We need somebody to patch that hole in our dressing room. Team 1 members are trying to look at our naked players.

Nah, somebody is snapping them in your own room. I bet I know who it is, too. And they're on your team.

 

[Enron]

Why? I'm right footed.

So is Vlatko. Guess you guys have to flip for it.

 

[swag]

Red: The Team 1 Captain seems to be doing a lot of talking. Either he is an attention whore or the team's management are a bunch of spineless tosspots.

Modeling a good President, I'm keeping my mouth shut.

 

[Mark]

Nah, somebody is snapping them in your own room. I bet I know who it is, too. And they're on your team.

but we have evidence found on your wall.

 

[The Curr]

So is Vlatko. Guess you guys have to flip for it.

I don't mind, I'm versatile.


Like John O'Shea

 

[Bjerknes]

but we have evidence found on your wall.

What wall, cheater?

 

[Enron]

I don't mind, I'm versatile.


Like John O'Shea

I'd step out of the way too.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

but we have evidence found on your wall.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Van der Sal Man

juve o'curr - Turkam - Albertini - Vlatkovic

Hambonaresi - Xabi Aaronso - Sadoko- Waffledinho(Cap.)


Burkoff - Zlatanhimovic​

Haaaaaa, beat this suckers!

Pfft.

Gianluigi Biscon

Dulevic - Blondirea - Marcelloore - xXx

Mar-K.O. Di Vaio - Asifão- Zé Maria Tahir Garrincha

Rabidona- Van der Beck

Rehanovic​

 

[Azzurri7]

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Woman broke into Team 1 training session after she managed to run away from security training ground. She had nothing on her but Bikini, rumors saying that the woman happens to be Turks wife. A night before she had a chat with Seven for 7min and he was able to convince her that there's no god and muslims are terrorists, therefore she had to run away from Turk and come to team 1 training session asking for a special protection.

 

[Zé Tahir]

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Woman broke into Team 1 training session after she managed to run away from security training ground. She had nothing on her but Bikini, rumors saying that the woman happens to be Turks wife. A night before she had a chat with Seven for 7min and he was able to convince her that there's no god and muslims are terrorists, therefore she had to run away from Turk and come to team 1 training session asking for a special protection.

 

[Alen]

Blondirea

I'll call him Blondescu

 

[Mark]

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Woman broke into Team 1 training session after she managed to run away from security training ground. She had nothing on her but Bikini, rumors saying that the woman happens to be Turks wife. A night before she had a chat with Seven for 7min and he was able to convince her that there's no god and muslims are terrorists, therefore she had to run away from Turk and come to team 1 training session asking for a special protection.

We can see you in the back running AWAY from the half naked girl.

 

[Zé Tahir]

I'll call him Blondescu

And thats why you're in Team 2

 

[Bjerknes]

Pfft.

Gianluigi Biscon

Dulevic - Blondirea - Marcelloore - xXx

Mar-K.O. Di Vaio - Asifão- Zé Maria Tahir Garrincha

Rabidona- Van der Beck

Rehanovic​

Looks good to me.

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Woman broke into Team 1 training session after she managed to run away from security training ground. She had nothing on her but Bikini, rumors saying that the woman happens to be Turks wife. A night before she had a chat with Seven for 7min and he was able to convince her that there's no god and muslims are terrorists, therefore she had to run away from Turk and come to team 1 training session asking for a special protection.

BLOOM!

Props to Seven.