Juventus are linked with the new Giovinco (2 Viewers)

[JCK]

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Alessio Secco was lately reported to wanting to capture the new rising talent Gianluca Salenti. Salenti, 12 years old, is said to be the new Givinco, he has the same style as the rising talent, Juventus owned player. The Juventus boy scouts were seen camping with Salenti somewhere in the woods of Northern Italy.

The boy scouts just rushed to report the news to Juve's sport director Secco and talked about the talent. Secco went and talked with the kid's parents it is said that he gave them an offer they can't refuse. School books and toys are said to play a big part in the offer.

Salenti will arrive to Juve's headquarters on Monday to undergo the medicals and take some vaccines. If this deal gets to go through, Juventus will most likely give up on their talent Giovinco and might sell him to Empoli in order to finance the arrival of Gianluca.

 

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[Eddy]

oh my fucking god

 

[Red]

Fuck Secco.

Fuck Juventus, I'm going to support Inter.

 

[tibike]

The old Giovinco is still pretty new, why are we already looking for an even newer one?

Anyway, if he's good, let's get him.

EDIT: I just re-read the news. Holy shit, this can't be true. Looks like Secco is leaving us and wants to fuck as much as possible...

 

[Martin]

 

[Dinsdale]

I am really delighted now.

 

[Alen]

Guys, come on, read the text carefully and then start thinking

 

[Luca]

JCK you must have really been bored, I can imagine secco in a scout uniform

Here is the pic i found of them and here is little gianluca note on the left Secco in disguise

 

[tibike]

Guys, come on, read the text carefully and then start thinking

The sad thing is, that Secco makes it so easy to believe this stuff...

 

[JCK]

It's official!!!

 

[Morra10]

so we're already comparing people to giovinco?

 

[Luca]

It's official!!!

just had a heart attack!!! you made that joke so muck better!!! blanc looks like forest gump, "I luv u gianluca"

+rep

and here is ranieri with his next signing:4 year old xian-lun 'Twinkle toes'

 

[Cuti]

After the toys part i knew it was fake The selling of GioGio to Empoli to fund the move just made it certain

 

[GordoDeCentral]

this is so hot!

 

[Orgut]

School books and toys

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

so we're already comparing people to giovinco?

read the article

 

[Salvo]

at first i was like WTF new giovinco? theres already a new giovinco. and then i read the text its fuckin hilarious.

 

[Morra10]

read the article

good call.

 

[only-juve]

The old Giovinco is still pretty new, why are we already looking for an even newer one?

Anyway, if he's good, let's get him.

EDIT: I just re-read the news. Holy shit, this can't be true. Looks like Secco is leaving us and wants to fuck as much as possible...

R U SERIOUS

 

[swag]

New Giovinco? It must be Thursday.