Julian Draxler - AM LC - Schalke 04 (9 Viewers)

[Post Ironic]

Im the girl thats been cheated on too many times ive put up such a guard i cant let myself go so easy anymore. Too many heart breaks has left me one cold hearted bitch.

You're female? This explains so much...

 

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[swag]

ZOMG, how can Witsel be even worth half of a Draxler even with his fibular hemimelia?

 

[CrimsonianKing]

ZOMG, how can Witsel be even worth half of a Draxler even with his fibular hemimelia?

His fibular what?

 

[swag]

The fact that his baby bird bones for legs are always snapping in half.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

It's his hair, mang. That's what costs so much.

 

[alexjuventino]

no updates?

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@Mark

was he really excluded from the squad?

 

[Osman]

Does @Nostradamus even post here anymore? Haven't noticed him for the last week or so.

Is he in hiding in his bunker?

He got tired of telling you guys the same obvious things.

 

[swag]

He's still trying to make it onto the plane...

 

[Mark]

no updates?

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@Mark

was he really excluded from the squad?

what if it's all BS and the media say let's drag this till the end to get audience and in the end we get Lodi?

 

[Hydde]

no updates?

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@Mark

was he really excluded from the squad?

from where u got that rumour?

 

[Osman]

Someone needs to make subtitles to that "Hitler Finds Out" clip from Downfall.

"Nostradamus Finds Out Beppe Signed Draxler"

Holy shit, it must be done.

 

[alexjuventino]

what if it's all BS and the media say let's drag this till the end to get audience and in the end we get Lodi?

fuck

from where u got that rumour?

idk mark saw it

 

[mondo1]

Why do I always think about this when we talk about daxler

@lgorTudor @DAiDEViL

 

[DAiDEViL]

He got tired of telling you guys the same obvious things.

tired? maybe. but he will come back for one last I TOLD YOU SO.

 

[Mark]

 

[abrakadaver07]

Dybala, Alex Sandro, Pogba, Morata, Cuadrado and now Draxler too. We have such a fap worthy squad, I just hope they gel together quickly. Should be insta-favorites for neutrals.

Flair and fancy ftw

 

[Stevie]

 

[DAiDEViL]

Why do I always think about this when we talk about daxler

@igortudor @DAiDEViL

wrong lgor. our lgor uses a small type L as i.

and i dont know why, same hairstyle? die gleiche Milchbubi-fresse?

 

[Osman]

You know what I mean tho? That night was insane on here when it came out of nowhere. This situation doesn't feel the same

Whole different dynamics in build up.

Draxler is that uppity cocktesse chick you tried to grease up for months just to get on first base. Alex Sandro is that one hot mamacita that took you away after hello and violated you as piece of meat.

 

[B3N]

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