Imagine this scenario...
We sign Draxler tomorrow. We all fap very hard with our eggplants. Like very very very hard. Laugh at Nostradamus. On Saturday in midst of fapping hangover we realize Pogba has been pulled from lineup against Roma. Bid from Chelsea has been accepted. We lose Pogba. Marotta says mercato now over.
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Like a rim job? That's a dirty girl.