Julian Draxler - AM LC - Schalke 04 (10 Viewers)

[DAiDEViL]

That website.

Spoiler

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[CrimsonianKing]

That website.

Made by a 5 yo kid. Probably his son.

 

[Post Ironic]

We still have Bambi Welma, being preyed on by the senior citizens of Florida and remaining pure.

Poor Alex. How he managed to get nicknamed both Bambi and Velma is beyond me. A strance bird, that boy.

 

[Zacheryah]

Go take a cold shower and sleep on the coach you maniac.

This is the first day without a fever

I'm sleeping in my bed again, ffs

 

[Hydde]

You had anal sex with your girl today.

FFS, this forum.
@Hydde talking about girls giving him rimjobs.

And now Zach talking about training his girlfriends ass...

The loss of innocence.

( Caceres´s voice singing at 0:25 his indian warsong)

 

[Zacheryah]

STAY ONLINE!

Deal could happen any minute now...


or not!

MARK FFS

 

[CrimsonianKing]

@Mark ban those going off topic, pls. Don't wanna have to go through cum, eggplant and orgasms talks when this thing happens

 

[ClaudiOHHH]

Where's @AlexJuventino to translate?

http://www.alfredopedulla.com/articoli/75571-esclusiva_draxler_no_stop_juve_witsel_coman

He said that they have been teasing Draxler to Juve for a while but now its the heart of the deal.

We raised our offer to 22+8 bonuses.

He is the #1 goal.

We would buy Witsel if we flip Coman, and Bayern is pushing hard for that deal to happen.

 

[DAiDEViL]

This is the first day without a fever

I'm sleeping in my bed again, ffs

is this how the kids call it theses days?

 

[Collaguazo]

@Mark ban those going off topic, pls. Don't wanna have to go through $#@!, eggplant and orgasms talks when this thing happens

Did you miss the dolphin penis?

 

[Zacheryah]

You had anal sex with your girl today.

FFS, this forum.
@Hydde talking about girls giving him rimjobs.

And now Zach talking about training his girlfriends ass...

The loss of innocence.

I cant do anal with my dick width, true story, never will know how it feels.


I'm obviously talking about any position that involves a good bouncing on the ass, but penetrating the pink door, not the brown one

 

[Hust]

That's the nature of a tease. We can still be kicked out from the bed after all this foreplay.

It's like this one time in high school where I had no idea what to do with my Panucci. When I finally figured it out the girls mom came home early from work. That was my first experience with blue balls.

Moral of the story Beppe?: Close the fucking deal sooner.

 

[Osman]

I cant do anal with my dick width, true story, never will know how it feels.


I'm obviously talking about any position that involves a good bouncing on the ass, but penetrating the pink door, not the brown one

@CrimsonianKing

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Did you miss the dolphin penis?

Unfortunately, no.

 

[DAiDEViL]

It's like this one time in high school where I had no idea what to do with my Panucci. When I finally figured it out the girls mom came home early from work. That was my first experience with blue balls.

Moral of the story Beppe?: Close the fucking deal sooner.

i say threesome. now move thread to the batcave.

 

[Zacheryah]

is this how the kids call it theses days?

i've had another relapse of tonsilitis, 4th in a year time. luckely not as severe as the past 3, and not coupled with bacterial meningitis like back in december+januari.

Only 2.5 degrees fever, just 3 days, only had to eat liquid food 2.5 days


Still got my stamina crushed. Did manage 5 sets of 3*205kg squat today in about 14 minutes, after spending houres building "that small tv furniture" my mother had bought

I'm quite pleased tbh

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Did you miss the dolphin penis?

you mean the pink sea fruit

 

[CrimsonianKing]

How about your guys continue this conversation in the batcave?
@Mark do you job or i'll have to call for @X

 

[Völler]

Zach is killing me.

 

[Zacheryah]

Hey, someone posted Enigma. I have a million feels attached to a particular song of theirs

 

[DAiDEViL]

you mean the pink sea fruit

someone ban Völler for posting his nudes in the Draxler thread.