Hello everybody, my name is LetsBrushYourTeeth.
Somebody help me. For the past five years I've had this reoccurring problem which strangely, but loosely, coincides with my graduation from high school - and from college, which happened the other day. It's extremely mind-boggling.
Ever since I joined, my typing hasn't slowed down, my brain cells have only been focused on one subject (three, actually), and my GODDAMN internet browser perpetually logged me into this same forum. I have no idea what the problem is.
Perhaps Martin, the site developer, programmed some code into my account to continuously log me into the forums on my browser. Or perhaps he wrote some virus to hallucinate me on nightly occasions, causing me to not undo my cookies and favorites despite always being directed to Juventuz.com no matter what site I clicked on. I think he likes me.
Or perhaps Burke and Aaron spiked my drinks with some amazing formula of liquor, cola and Pavel Nedved's hair grease to entice me to travel to this forum perpetually. Perhaps they used the same concoction with their own drinks, thus why they're here along with me. Or maybe they're just good friends.
Or perhaps Pado's female shoe fetish spurred me on to try and emulate him, but I failed. I've only fallen in love with the raunchy and deodorized boots of another bald-headed man. He goes by the name of Candy Man. And Candy Man loves Del Pie.
Or perhaps Sergio's username of AndyPleaseBrushMyTeeth coerced my other alias, Frank T. Brusher, to flourish.
Or perhaps Erik's sheer masculine homosexuality made me want to get a taste of it on these forums, at least!
Or perhaps Swag's taste in espresso made me want to become a caffeine junkie just like him. It's worked, too. I can't sleep now, you bastard!
Or perhaps Rab's fat stomach and love for Del Piero provided me with stimulation (of course it has, who am I kidding).
Or perhaps Alen and Jack convinced me I'm a Barcelona fan and might as well come out now....
NOT! I still like you guys, though. Even if you are trolls but good, solid posters.
Or perhaps I might like to read the posts of a bunch of people. You better know who you are, because it's pretty simple if you think about it. Remember, we do have a quote post function...
Or perhaps I came back just for Fabiana's slightly naked pics (no comment).
Or perhaps I came back for Dru's American-Indian-ness and Queensbridge faux ruggedness.
Or perhaps I came back for Antares' knowledge of commodity trading and his overall suspiciousness.
Or perhaps it was how I always knew I should have seven shades of shit kicked out of me, and nobody in the world would provide that better than Vinman.
Or perhaps I came back just to argue with the bans provided to me by Bozi, Tahir, Salman, and others. OK, most of them were not fair, but I'll forgive you lot anyway. OK, who am I kidding, they were probably fair (well, most of them).
Or perhaps I stayed around for Paul's offer to hook me up with curva tickets.
Or perhaps it was all the comparisons of Seven that brought me back to defend myself. But those comparisons are probably right, except for when it comes towards hatred against Muslims (Forza myself and my lackluster defense of Islam!)
Or perhaps Amaurisio, DogsI'llEat and 12345CounterstikeTEEEAAAAAAAMMMZZZZZZZ! paid me a few laughs.
Or perhaps Dusan drew me back because come on, that kid has the porn and is probably my long lost little brother.
Or perhaps it was Red who would always annoy me with his lack of passion!
Or perhaps it was Turk's absolutely hilarious posts that would make enough sense to be funny.
Or perhaps I thought I could receive fashion tips from ChristinaDelPiero10 along with Sarah.
Or perhaps I always wanted to sit with Bes in his Lawnchair.
Or perhaps I was hoping to get myself a boner with Hamboner.
Or perhaps Husty is another neighbor in the area... he is.
Or perhaps Osman would teach me how to use the verbiage "utterly bizarre" in matters that were not utter or even bizarre.
To others, you are not forgotten: King Ale, Fred, CutMySelf, Byrone, Vlatko, Prince, Bisco, Maresca, Rami(come back son!), Snoop, Angela, Chester, Fli, Ahmed, Marcello, Cronios, Re, Albert, Arif, Mark-O, Marko, Elvin, Zaff, Mikhail, Geof, xXx, denco, Lion, Luca, Tobias, xcen3x, DP4L, Stephan, Soulslider, Salva, Joaco, Iceman, XsemprejuveX, JuveRev, Jem83 (come back dawg), sateeh, Espectro, Hydde, Nick, Aris, Corvette, Baggio, Blondu, tassard, Capitano, verynine, Sadomin, Mikey, bianconero, gsol, Max, Gray, M.G., Rhizoid, Omair, cyril, Fanatic, Jun-Hide (come back), Desmond, Curr, Rollie, Henry, Elnur, Mafia, Shyne, Vonam, Goggo, Alghatshad, Boksic, NENNA, Trigger, Nick, Mondo, Thunderball, Miki, Cruello, Lacki, Kaiser Franco, Wahdan and to others I've forgotten (Sheik)... thank you for joining.
Special thanks for Tonykart and :analcanon: for wasting time here, providing us with some fun. Douchebags.
Moreover, special thanks to the other aliases of Burke and I - Metrostar, Frank, OwenWilson, elmnop, SingJuveSing, and others.
Thank you to all. It only took 45 minutes to write that post, so thank God for alcohol as well.
50,000 posts is way to much. Again, my name is LetsBrushYourTeeth. Please help me.
Somebody help me. For the past five years I've had this reoccurring problem which strangely, but loosely, coincides with my graduation from high school - and from college, which happened the other day. It's extremely mind-boggling.
Ever since I joined, my typing hasn't slowed down, my brain cells have only been focused on one subject (three, actually), and my GODDAMN internet browser perpetually logged me into this same forum. I have no idea what the problem is.
Perhaps Martin, the site developer, programmed some code into my account to continuously log me into the forums on my browser. Or perhaps he wrote some virus to hallucinate me on nightly occasions, causing me to not undo my cookies and favorites despite always being directed to Juventuz.com no matter what site I clicked on. I think he likes me.
Or perhaps Burke and Aaron spiked my drinks with some amazing formula of liquor, cola and Pavel Nedved's hair grease to entice me to travel to this forum perpetually. Perhaps they used the same concoction with their own drinks, thus why they're here along with me. Or maybe they're just good friends.
Or perhaps Pado's female shoe fetish spurred me on to try and emulate him, but I failed. I've only fallen in love with the raunchy and deodorized boots of another bald-headed man. He goes by the name of Candy Man. And Candy Man loves Del Pie.
Or perhaps Sergio's username of AndyPleaseBrushMyTeeth coerced my other alias, Frank T. Brusher, to flourish.
Or perhaps Erik's sheer masculine homosexuality made me want to get a taste of it on these forums, at least!
Or perhaps Swag's taste in espresso made me want to become a caffeine junkie just like him. It's worked, too. I can't sleep now, you bastard!
Or perhaps Rab's fat stomach and love for Del Piero provided me with stimulation (of course it has, who am I kidding).
Or perhaps Alen and Jack convinced me I'm a Barcelona fan and might as well come out now....
NOT! I still like you guys, though. Even if you are trolls but good, solid posters.
Or perhaps I might like to read the posts of a bunch of people. You better know who you are, because it's pretty simple if you think about it. Remember, we do have a quote post function...
Or perhaps I came back just for Fabiana's slightly naked pics (no comment).
Or perhaps I came back for Dru's American-Indian-ness and Queensbridge faux ruggedness.
Or perhaps I came back for Antares' knowledge of commodity trading and his overall suspiciousness.
Or perhaps it was how I always knew I should have seven shades of shit kicked out of me, and nobody in the world would provide that better than Vinman.
Or perhaps I came back just to argue with the bans provided to me by Bozi, Tahir, Salman, and others. OK, most of them were not fair, but I'll forgive you lot anyway. OK, who am I kidding, they were probably fair (well, most of them).
Or perhaps I stayed around for Paul's offer to hook me up with curva tickets.
Or perhaps it was all the comparisons of Seven that brought me back to defend myself. But those comparisons are probably right, except for when it comes towards hatred against Muslims (Forza myself and my lackluster defense of Islam!)
Or perhaps Amaurisio, DogsI'llEat and 12345CounterstikeTEEEAAAAAAAMMMZZZZZZZ! paid me a few laughs.
Or perhaps Dusan drew me back because come on, that kid has the porn and is probably my long lost little brother.
Or perhaps it was Red who would always annoy me with his lack of passion!
Or perhaps it was Turk's absolutely hilarious posts that would make enough sense to be funny.
Or perhaps I thought I could receive fashion tips from ChristinaDelPiero10 along with Sarah.
Or perhaps I always wanted to sit with Bes in his Lawnchair.
Or perhaps I was hoping to get myself a boner with Hamboner.
Or perhaps Husty is another neighbor in the area... he is.
Or perhaps Osman would teach me how to use the verbiage "utterly bizarre" in matters that were not utter or even bizarre.
To others, you are not forgotten: King Ale, Fred, CutMySelf, Byrone, Vlatko, Prince, Bisco, Maresca, Rami(come back son!), Snoop, Angela, Chester, Fli, Ahmed, Marcello, Cronios, Re, Albert, Arif, Mark-O, Marko, Elvin, Zaff, Mikhail, Geof, xXx, denco, Lion, Luca, Tobias, xcen3x, DP4L, Stephan, Soulslider, Salva, Joaco, Iceman, XsemprejuveX, JuveRev, Jem83 (come back dawg), sateeh, Espectro, Hydde, Nick, Aris, Corvette, Baggio, Blondu, tassard, Capitano, verynine, Sadomin, Mikey, bianconero, gsol, Max, Gray, M.G., Rhizoid, Omair, cyril, Fanatic, Jun-Hide (come back), Desmond, Curr, Rollie, Henry, Elnur, Mafia, Shyne, Vonam, Goggo, Alghatshad, Boksic, NENNA, Trigger, Nick, Mondo, Thunderball, Miki, Cruello, Lacki, Kaiser Franco, Wahdan and to others I've forgotten (Sheik)... thank you for joining.
Special thanks for Tonykart and :analcanon: for wasting time here, providing us with some fun. Douchebags.
Moreover, special thanks to the other aliases of Burke and I - Metrostar, Frank, OwenWilson, elmnop, SingJuveSing, and others.
Thank you to all. It only took 45 minutes to write that post, so thank God for alcohol as well.
50,000 posts is way to much. Again, my name is LetsBrushYourTeeth. Please help me.
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Keep the posts coming, Andy...
