It's OK to be a man but definitely not OK to be Elvin (5 Viewers)
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Fak, now you made me wanna read it. 
Okay, let's get to it. The introduction is an absolute baffler:
Fact: Women don't have minds. I guess that makes them plants.
O....kay. Raise your hand if you read that and thought it was complete babble.
So... males are givers. Then females are... takers?
Another nut getting messages from god?
So it's all the womens' fault that our lives do not consist of hard labor farming, mining and so on, instead we have all the modern conveniences. All because women sent us to offices. Damn you, women!
Right, men never did any farming before the industrial age. They just sat around the house.
Right, because teaching has always been a female exclusive throughout the ages. Watch those evil women brainwash our poor defenseless male children.
Who the f is the Deer God? Did he come to you in a dream?
So first women did all the work. This was women's work. Then they pushed all the men into this work. But it was still the original women's work. But now they've discovered they can take over men's work. Because it's always really been women's work. Even though at one point they didn't want their own work, pushing all the men into it.
I don't know about you but I have no use for happiness.
The native americans, their story is just like ours. First women did all the work, then they made men do all the work, then made discovered booze and became alcoholics. And now women have all their old work back.
The first inkling of what on earth he means by "spiritual". I guess this means all the women are shallow materialists and the men are thinkers.
Because women should always obey men. As the intro said, women have no consciousness.
Wait till the Vatican reads this. 2000 years of male rule was all the while infiltrated by women so that what the men thought were their own values that all the catholics adored were really female values.
Needless to say, divorce is always the consequence of one person's actions.
Wait, I thought the Catholics and the Jews are actually aligned with women not men? You must mean even older religions.
Oh, you mean the women that file for divorce. "society ripping that away from us". You wouldn't by any chance be divorced by a woman who filed for divorce, would you? Just checking.
We sure are inspiring *taps self proudly on shoulder*
Right, because women used to do all the work, which left us to such philosophical pursuits. Until they took that from us.
So men are the bread winners. I thought you had a problem with women pushing us into work?
Yes, and the poor men just sit in a corner quietly and don't have the right to speak.
Black Elk? Who is that? Btw such a shame you were taught computers at school, I'm sure you do much better to handwrite this essay of yours. No, scratch that, writing is also something you learned in evil women-run school. I guess you could make a recording of it and a woman with the power of literacy could transcribe it for you. You could easily pay for that with all the fish you caught this morning.
I know, women made all the laws that enforce property rights! Real estate, another female invention.
Did Schumacher know it? I hope so.
Yeah, feminist values are horrible. The right to vote. Equal employment. Equal salary.
Is it? I have never been taught anything on this subject myself, but perhaps I'm the odd one out.
Chagall and Picasso had no motor skills, that's why their work is such a mess. I guess that also explains why there have been so few male painters.
Emotions != feelings
I guess that makes me a woman.
Now that is one piece of wisdom! Whatever your feelings are, forget it. Doesn't matter. Tomorrow they'll change. They are no more important than what clothes you have.
I would of course be debasing myself and you my worthy readers by pointing out the trivial fact that the number of menstruations are in direct proportion to their hosts' mental stability.
Yes, we are tormented by violence in the form of talking.
Jesus said that? He was more of a crackpot than I gave him credit for.
I'm wondering if Elvin too is feeling persecuted by this.
I can't go on anymore. I must apologize to Elvin at this point. You're right, I judged prematurely. I thought this guy would be a slimy propagandist. Instead he's a nut without a coherent idea in his head.
Okay, let's get to it. The introduction is an absolute baffler:
Fact: Women don't have minds. I guess that makes them plants.
O....kay. Raise your hand if you read that and thought it was complete babble.
So... males are givers. Then females are... takers?
Another nut getting messages from god?
So it's all the womens' fault that our lives do not consist of hard labor farming, mining and so on, instead we have all the modern conveniences. All because women sent us to offices. Damn you, women!
Right, men never did any farming before the industrial age. They just sat around the house.
Right, because teaching has always been a female exclusive throughout the ages. Watch those evil women brainwash our poor defenseless male children.
Who the f is the Deer God? Did he come to you in a dream?
So first women did all the work. This was women's work. Then they pushed all the men into this work. But it was still the original women's work. But now they've discovered they can take over men's work. Because it's always really been women's work. Even though at one point they didn't want their own work, pushing all the men into it.
I don't know about you but I have no use for happiness.
The native americans, their story is just like ours. First women did all the work, then they made men do all the work, then made discovered booze and became alcoholics. And now women have all their old work back.
The first inkling of what on earth he means by "spiritual". I guess this means all the women are shallow materialists and the men are thinkers.
Because women should always obey men. As the intro said, women have no consciousness.
Wait till the Vatican reads this. 2000 years of male rule was all the while infiltrated by women so that what the men thought were their own values that all the catholics adored were really female values.
Needless to say, divorce is always the consequence of one person's actions.
Wait, I thought the Catholics and the Jews are actually aligned with women not men? You must mean even older religions.
Oh, you mean the women that file for divorce. "society ripping that away from us". You wouldn't by any chance be divorced by a woman who filed for divorce, would you? Just checking.
We sure are inspiring *taps self proudly on shoulder*
Right, because women used to do all the work, which left us to such philosophical pursuits. Until they took that from us.
So men are the bread winners. I thought you had a problem with women pushing us into work?
Yes, and the poor men just sit in a corner quietly and don't have the right to speak.
Black Elk? Who is that? Btw such a shame you were taught computers at school, I'm sure you do much better to handwrite this essay of yours. No, scratch that, writing is also something you learned in evil women-run school. I guess you could make a recording of it and a woman with the power of literacy could transcribe it for you. You could easily pay for that with all the fish you caught this morning.
I know, women made all the laws that enforce property rights! Real estate, another female invention.
Did Schumacher know it? I hope so.
Yeah, feminist values are horrible. The right to vote. Equal employment. Equal salary.
Is it? I have never been taught anything on this subject myself, but perhaps I'm the odd one out.
Chagall and Picasso had no motor skills, that's why their work is such a mess. I guess that also explains why there have been so few male painters.
Emotions != feelings
I guess that makes me a woman.
Now that is one piece of wisdom! Whatever your feelings are, forget it. Doesn't matter. Tomorrow they'll change. They are no more important than what clothes you have.
I would of course be debasing myself and you my worthy readers by pointing out the trivial fact that the number of menstruations are in direct proportion to their hosts' mental stability.
Yes, we are tormented by violence in the form of talking.
Jesus said that? He was more of a crackpot than I gave him credit for.
I'm wondering if Elvin too is feeling persecuted by this.
I can't go on anymore. I must apologize to Elvin at this point. You're right, I judged prematurely. I thought this guy would be a slimy propagandist. Instead he's a nut without a coherent idea in his head.
FFS Martin. you must be bored mate.
