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[Jem83]

Milan adopt cryogenic chamber
By Football Italia staff

Milan are installing a new cryogenic chamber to help prevent and limit the impact of injuries.

The Rossoneri have long been known for their innovative techniques in Milan Lab, even though they tend to have more injuries than most clubs throughout the season.

The latest approach is sending players into a room at -30 degrees Celsius for 30 seconds, then for two minutes into another room at -110 to -160 degrees Celsius.

“It can even halve the recovery time from muscular lesions, strains, contusions and lumbago,” explained Marco Tonini of Sapio Life.

 

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[Martin]

Milan adopt cryogenic chamber
By Football Italia staff

Milan are installing a new cryogenic chamber to help prevent and limit the impact of injuries.

The Rossoneri have long been known for their innovative techniques in Milan Lab, even though they tend to have more injuries than most clubs throughout the season.

The latest approach is sending players into a room at -30 degrees Celsius for 30 seconds, then for two minutes into another room at -110 to -160 degrees Celsius.

“It can even halve the recovery time from muscular lesions, strains, contusions and lumbago,” explained Marco Tonini of Sapio Life.

That's such a good combination.

 

[Ocelot]

That's such a good combination.

Says it all really.

 

[Klin]

Milan adopt cryogenic chamber
By Football Italia staff

Milan are installing a new cryogenic chamber to help prevent and limit the impact of injuries.

The Rossoneri have long been known for their innovative techniques in Milan Lab, even though they tend to have more injuries than most clubs throughout the season.

The latest approach is sending players into a room at -30 degrees Celsius for 30 seconds, then for two minutes into another room at -110 to -160 degrees Celsius.

“It can even halve the recovery time from muscular lesions, strains, contusions and lumbago,” explained Marco Tonini of Sapio Life.

@Elvin will love this.

 

[Lion]

 

[lgorTudor]

That's such a good combination.

To be fair IIRC Milan have the biggest squad including ~9 CBs

That being said I don't know which joke to crack. Martin, help me...a joke about how Berlusconi only lived that long because he was spending his free time in Cryo or a joke about Milan players waking up in year 3000 and start working at Planet Express?

 

[Martin]

To be fair IIRC Milan have the biggest squad including ~9 CBs

That being said I don't know which joke to crack. Martin, help me...a joke about how Berlusconi only lived that long because he was spending his free time in Cryo or a joke about Milan players waking up in year 3000 and start working at Planet Express?

you're overthinking it

 

[Paid-off-Ref]

Milan adopt cryogenic chamber
By Football Italia staff

Milan are installing a new cryogenic chamber to help prevent and limit the impact of injuries.

The Rossoneri have long been known for their innovative techniques in Milan Lab, even though they tend to have more injuries than most clubs throughout the season.

The latest approach is sending players into a room at -30 degrees Celsius for 30 seconds, then for two minutes into another room at -110 to -160 degrees Celsius.

“It can even halve the recovery time from muscular lesions, strains, contusions and lumbago,” explained Marco Tonini of Sapio Life.

How is that even possible? Isn't this called abuse?

 

[Martin]

How is that even possible? Isn't this called abuse?

I think the Milan leadership must be inspired by this concept: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolute_zero

 

[j0ker]

Milan now trying to kill their players.

 

[Hydde]

The doctors at their torture lab went nuts.

That team is such a mess.

 

[Paid-off-Ref]

I think the Milan leadership must be inspired by this concept: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolute_zero

So I guess they're sending their players to outer space.

 

[Valerio.]

How is that even possible? Isn't this called abuse?

guys we use it as well! We make players rest for 1 hour in this tube like thing there are pics on the web

 

[baggio]

Toure will do great at Inter. It's going to definitely be a more impactful signing for them than Shaqiri was. He's also just the kind of influential midfield personality they were missing. I can see inter be our main challengers next season with signings like this. It's a short term solution, but a solid one nonetheless.

 

[campionesidd]

Milan adopt cryogenic chamber
By Football Italia staff

Milan are installing a new cryogenic chamber to help prevent and limit the impact of injuries.

The Rossoneri have long been known for their innovative techniques in Milan Lab, even though they tend to have more injuries than most clubs throughout the season.

The latest approach is sending players into a room at -30 degrees Celsius for 30 seconds, then for two minutes into another room at -110 to -160 degrees Celsius.

“It can even halve the recovery time from muscular lesions, strains, contusions and lumbago,” explained Marco Tonini of Sapio Life.

Incredible.

 

[Ronn]

Nah it's Berlusconi's new fantasy to bang chicks in near absolute zero temperature. Injury relief is just a cover.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

you've got to be fucking kidding me:

Juve must compensate Napoli fan
By Football Italia staff

In a bizarre legal precedent, a court has ordered Juventus to pay €3,000 damages to a Napoli fan offended by crowd chants.

The ruling was made by a justice of the peace from Torre Annunziata, near Naples, called Francesco Buonocore.

Lawyer Giovanni De Angelis must be compensated €305 for the cost of the ticket, his train fare and stay in Turin, plus €1,000 for moral damage and legal fees for the first and second trials.

In total, the club must shell out €3,000 to De Angelis, who was offended by chants during the Serie A game at the Juventus Stadium on November 10 2013.

The court ruled he was forced to leave the stadium early, as the atmosphere in the stadium had become “unbearable” due to repeated insults aimed at Neapolitans.

“During the first half, Juventus fans unveiled a banner calling for the eruption of Vesuvius and the death of the Neapolitan population.

“The banner remained initially at the centre of the Curva, then moved lower down the stands, without the stewards removing it.

“Juventus must bear responsibility because employees of the club did not take any steps to avoid or stop the shameful behaviour of their fans, even failing to invite them to cease via the tannoy system.

“This action would’ve given a clear show of dissent and condemnation towards this behaviour.”

In Italy the anti-Neapolitan chants are often treated the same way as racist insults, with full or partial bans on supporters for future games.

http://www.football-italia.net/66748/juve-must-compensate-napoli-fan


I thought this kind of lawsuit abuse only happened in the US.

If you can sue for abusive chants then we should be able to bankrupt like half of the league for all the anti juve shit.

so wait I could go to an away match and sue the opposition club because I was so butt hurt by the chants of "Juve merda" FUCKING HELL I would never need to work a day ever again!

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Milan adopt cryogenic chamber
By Football Italia staff

Milan are installing a new cryogenic chamber to help prevent and limit the impact of injuries.

The Rossoneri have long been known for their innovative techniques in Milan Lab, even though they tend to have more injuries than most clubs throughout the season.

The latest approach is sending players into a room at -30 degrees Celsius for 30 seconds, then for two minutes into another room at -110 to -160 degrees Celsius.

“It can even halve the recovery time from muscular lesions, strains, contusions and lumbago,” explained Marco Tonini of Sapio Life.

watch El shwarma force into early retirement having slipped and fallen over walking into one of these machines

 

[A͎u͎s͎h͎]

I don't think this is necessarily a bad move though, i mean the serie a might fit toure at this age.

Maybe for a year at MAX.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

you've got to be fucking kidding me:

Juve must compensate Napoli fan
By Football Italia staff

In a bizarre legal precedent, a court has ordered Juventus to pay €3,000 damages to a Napoli fan offended by crowd chants.

The ruling was made by a justice of the peace from Torre Annunziata, near Naples, called Francesco Buonocore.

Lawyer Giovanni De Angelis must be compensated €305 for the cost of the ticket, his train fare and stay in Turin, plus €1,000 for moral damage and legal fees for the first and second trials.

In total, the club must shell out €3,000 to De Angelis, who was offended by chants during the Serie A game at the Juventus Stadium on November 10 2013.

The court ruled he was forced to leave the stadium early, as the atmosphere in the stadium had become “unbearable” due to repeated insults aimed at Neapolitans.

“During the first half, Juventus fans unveiled a banner calling for the eruption of Vesuvius and the death of the Neapolitan population.

“The banner remained initially at the centre of the Curva, then moved lower down the stands, without the stewards removing it.

“Juventus must bear responsibility because employees of the club did not take any steps to avoid or stop the shameful behaviour of their fans, even failing to invite them to cease via the tannoy system.

“This action would’ve given a clear show of dissent and condemnation towards this behaviour.”

In Italy the anti-Neapolitan chants are often treated the same way as racist insults, with full or partial bans on supporters for future games.

http://www.football-italia.net/66748/juve-must-compensate-napoli-fan


I thought this kind of lawsuit abuse only happened in the US.

If you can sue for abusive chants then we should be able to bankrupt like half of the league for all the anti juve shit.

Their victim complex is eerily similar to a certain Red team from Merseyside...

Forza Vesuvio, btw.

 

[Hust]

I wonder if the cryogenic freezer will be used to prevent their dinosaurs from aging