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[Mark]

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http://www.espnfc.com/blog/the-toe-...c-milan-announce-partnership-with-hello-kitty

AC Milan announce partnership with Hello Kitty

It seems like it simply must be a premature April Fool's joke but alas, it appears to be true: AC Milan have announced a brand-new partnership deal with Hello Kitty.

According to a statement on the official Milan site, Milan have buddied up with Sanrio, the Japanese company behind Hello Kitty, with the intention of creating an "exclusive co-branding project."

"Together, the two parties will create a new collection which will be launched mid-April at the San Siro," the statement reads. "Hello Kitty will also be pitch-side for the occasion!"

How wonderful. We're sure this tremendous news is sure to appease Milan's fans, who have been staging protests and boycotting games for the last few months over the board's lack of investment in the club.

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at least they found a new bus

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[Hust]

what the hell

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imagine that as their kit sponsor now

 

[MikeM]

Milan has used up all the good will of their traditional target demographics of fans. They are now hoping to replace all their lost fans with 10 year old girls.

To honour this historic partnership, Philippe Mexes will play the remainder of Milan's games with a pink ribbon in his hair.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Oh god, one girl I know is a Milan fan and she loves Kitty. She will probably ask for penises to please her wet hole for days to come.

 

[Mark]

Oh god, one girl I know is a Milan fan and she loves Kitty. She will probably ask for penises to please her wet hole for days to come.

use your Maldini and go!

 

[X Æ A-12]

Oh god, one girl I know is a Milan fan and she loves Kitty. She will probably ask for penises to please her wet hole for days to come.

 

[Fr3sh]

 

[Ocelot]

Milan

 

[piotrr]

Remember when Milan fans laughed at our pink shirt? There even was a hello kitty Pirlo photoshopped image.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Baggio talking about God... I mean, the other God besides Hendrix, the main one.

 

[Fr3sh]

I don't understand that language.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

@AlexJuventino @Mark translate

 

[Mark]

- beautiful colour, horrible memories
- says they both exchanged jerseys after the game
- when the ball was in the box he always or most of the time scored
- so fast

 

[alexjuventino]

Everytime u ask me to translate i show up after the fact lol

 

[Fr3sh]

Did he mention how much more of a superior player the Brazilian was?

 

[Hist]

Immagine Messi used to today's refree playing back then against Gentile!!!!! ahahahahahah he wouldn't score much let alone keep being still on his two legs XD

Here is how it would go. Gentile wont even catch messi and will run out of breath after chasing him for ten minutes then he'll get injured.

 

[Vlad]

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Gentile didn't have any trouble catching Maradona, player of superior quality than Messi. There's video posted a while ago of the epic battle between the two, after which Maradona came out heavily bruised. Football was different back then. Now there are more and more ballerinas like CR that are looking to fall to the ground after every single duel. Chiellini last year got a red card after slightly throwing CR out of balance. Disgareceful standards of officiating and offensive players are fully taking the advantage. Serie A on the other hand still has some of that rustic charm to it, as there are battles across the field and players are giving and taking blows accordingly.

 

[Valerio.]

Did he mention how much more of a superior player the Brazilian was?

If Messi had half of the injuries that Baggio sustained when he was 18yrs old he wouldn't be a third of the player Baggio was. Facking drugged dwarf.

 

[Vlad]

If Messi had half of the injuries that Baggio sustained when he was 18yrs old he wouldn't be a third of the player Baggio was. Facking drugged dwarf.

 

[Nzoric]

If Messi had half of the injuries that Baggio sustained when he was 18yrs old he wouldn't be a third of the player Baggio was. Facking drugged dwarf.

The only reason Im not an pilot is because Im colorblind