Football Italia Headlines
Saturday, November 23, 2013
Kaka and Abbiati Meet with Neo-Nazis
Allegri: "I'm not out of Olive Oil"
Benitez: "Napoli Played the Flesh Flute"
Donadoni: "Cassano Deserves Italian AIDS!"
Cassano: "I'm Going to Startrek Enterprise"
Milan Held Up by 10 Romanian Pickpockets
Galliani: "Kaka Deserves Jesus Juice"
Thohir Never Dreamed of Eating Pusssy
Mihajlovic: "No Forks While Eating"
Chinese Send Mobile Death Vans to Roma
Strootman Loaned Out to Chinese Death Van
Conte Shooting Spree Award Named "Ballon D'Horror"
Juve Sign FEMA Camp Deal
Giovinco a Worry to Molecular Biologists
You Can Fondle U-18 starlets, says Thohir
Pirlo Admits to Kaka-Pushing