Zidane, Materazzi and Moggi sit on a beach in Saudi Arabia drinking beer. Suddenly comes a police officer and takes them into custody. Since it's illegal to be in possession of alcohol in Saudi Arabia and drinking it is even worse, they're all sentenced to death. Moggi manages to reduce his verdict to prisoned for life through a couple of phone calls to the judges.
The trio is very lucky, because it turns out that it's a national holiday, so the Sheik reduces their punishment to 20 flicks of a whip. When the trio prepares for the whip, the Sheik realizes that it's his first wife's birthday, so he decides that they'll get one wish each.
Moggi asks for a pillow on his back, which he is granted, but the pillow is gone after 10 flicks and the remaining 10 leave him bloody on the ground.
Zidane looks at Moggi and asks for 2 pillows. Unfortunately for him, the pillows are gone after 15 flicks and the remaining 5 leave him bloody on the ground, although a bit better than Moggi.
The last man is Materazzi and the Sheik says: "Since you're a World Champion, you'll get 2 wishes!" Materazzi replies: "Thank you, your excellence. I'd like 100 flicks of a wip!"
The Sheik cannot believe what he's hearing, but he accepts it. "What's your second wish, then?" the Sheik says.
"Tie Zidane to my back!"
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