If i were God (13 Viewers)

[HelterSkelter]

I think if Martin was God,he would have hoped someone started a thread like this.

 

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[Ford Prefect]

if i were god everything would be a lie

 

[Alucard Belmont]

If I were god, I'd command you all to stop praying. I need a good night sleep.

 

[Martin]

Alucard! Long time

 

[Dinsdale]

If I were God, I'd get myself a nice car.

 

[Alucard Belmont]

Alucard! Long time

Yeah, with Juventus back to normal. Hard to resist the temptation not coming back. :biggrin:

 

[Ford Prefect]

If i were god we would have beaten cunty bordeaux.

If i were god i would live in The Gambia

 

[Nenz]

I think if Martin was God,he would have hoped someone started a thread like this.

If I were God, I'd stop people from turning playful games into anti-religious debates.

Wait... that's mod. Potato potata.

 

[Martin]

If I were God, I'd stop people from turning playful games into anti-religious debates.

Wait... that's mod. Potato potata.

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[Nenz]

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You're a troll

 

[JCK]

What if God was one of us

 

[Martin]

What if God was one of us

Someone's double account?

 

[JCK]

Someone's double account?

No, I mean just a slob like one of us

 

[X Æ A-12]

or a stranger on a bus

 

[Martin]

No, I mean just a slob like one of us

He'd have to be the laziest person then. Cause he has nothing to do and noone ordering him around. That means it's not you, because you do all that work on your home.

 

[JCK]

He'd have to be the laziest person then. Cause he has nothing to do and noone ordering him around. That means it's not you, because you do all that work on your home.

And if he had a face what would it look like? So many unanswered questions...

 

[Martin]

And if he had a face what would it look like? So many unanswered questions...

I think maybe like Ranieri's face.

 

[Nenz]

And if he had a face what would it look like? So many unanswered questions...

What do Gods genitals look like?

 

[Martin]

What do Gods genitals look like?

Careful. You don't want people like Nenna to accuse you of being anti religious

 

[X Æ A-12]

What do Gods genitals look like?

Ever seen Mt. Everest?