How to wake up (4 Viewers)

[K10]

++ [ originally posted by €lke ] ++



grrrrrrrrrr don't USE your wife :fero::fero::fero:


And what if she wants you to wake her up?

The longer she sleeps, the more money I save, the less talking I have to put up with, less naggin, all in all, its better for me.

So I wont wake her up

 

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[€lke]

++ [ originally posted by K10 ] ++


The longer she sleeps, the more money I save, the less talking I have to put up with, less naggin, all in all, its better for me.

So I wont wake her up

If you don't like women...take a man then

 

[K10]

++ [ originally posted by €lke ] ++



If you don't like women...take a man then

lol, I still love women.

 

[Tom]

I've been on the caffeine tablets today, which is maybe a bit silly cos i can't sleep but I need to be awake for tonight on the town

 

[Emma]

I went 39 hours without sleep yesterday. I watched tv and talked to claire until very late, figured id just stay awake, get a shower and go to uni then sleep after that. I forgot it was thursday and we were going out that night so I went out and went to bed at 5am

Its ok though ill just sleep all weekend like usual

 

[€lke]

++ [ originally posted by K10 ] ++


lol, I still love women.

that's what i wanted to hear

 

[€lke]

++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++
I've been on the caffeine tablets today, which is maybe a bit silly cos i can't sleep but I need to be awake for tonight on the town

i didn't know that caffeine tablets exist

 

[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++
Oh a multifunctional one, huh? Yeah I'll try that, send her over.

So when can I expect delivery?

 

[€lke]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++
I went 39 hours without sleep yesterday. I watched tv and talked to claire until very late, figured id just stay awake, get a shower and go to uni then sleep after that. I forgot it was thursday and we were going out that night so I went out and went to bed at 5am

Its ok though ill just sleep all weekend like usual

:LOL:

No problem

It's explained in an easy way

 

[K10]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++
I went 39 hours without sleep yesterday. I watched tv and talked to claire until very late, figured id just stay awake, get a shower and go to uni then sleep after that. I forgot it was thursday and we were going out that night so I went out and went to bed at 5am

Its ok though ill just sleep all weekend like usual

what do you girls talk about so for hours.....

So when can I expect delivery?

omg he's serious. what if i told you "she" was a microsoft product.

 

[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by K10 ] ++
omg he's serious. what if i told you "she" was a microsoft product.

Hey you started it, I'm just playing along..

 

[K10]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++


Hey you started it, I'm just playing along..

well i was playing too...

for delivery, it depends, US mail or fed ex?

 

[€lke]

++ [ originally posted by K10 ] ++


what do you girls talk about so for hours.....



omg he's serious. what if i told you "she" was a microsoft product.

and what about you boys?

 

[K10]

++ [ originally posted by €lke ] ++


and what about you boys?

we dont, at least I dont spend hours talking on the phone.

 

[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by K10 ] ++
well i was playing too...

for delivery, it depends, US mail or fed ex?

Wait a minute, are you sending cargo or a human being?

 

[K10]

++ [ originally posted by Martin ] ++


Wait a minute, are you sending cargo or a human being?

That reminds me of a time I was in the airport and this guy had a huge case, for golf clubs or something and the security asked him "What's in the case"

The guy, with his wife right next to him cleverly replied: "My mother-in-law"

 

[Emma]

++ [ originally posted by K10 ] ++


what do you girls talk about so for hours.....



omg he's serious. what if i told you "she" was a microsoft product.

everything. sometimes personal, sometimes emotional, sometimes sexy

but last night she feed me a bullshit story and i believed it and then she said she had just made it up as she went along. none of it was true at all

 

[K10]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++


everything. sometimes personal, sometimes emotional, sometimes sexy

but last night she feed me a bullshit story and i believed it and then she said she had just made it up as she went along. none of it was true at all

wait, so you girls want to talk so much that you make up stories when you have nothing else to say?

lol

 

[€lke]

++ [ originally posted by K10 ] ++


wait, so you girls want to talk so much that you make up stories when you have nothing else to say?

lol

You don't get it, you don't get it
You're not a girl my boy

 

[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by K10 ] ++
That reminds me of a time I was in the airport and this guy had a huge case, for golf clubs or something and the security asked him "What's in the case"

The guy, with his wife right next to him cleverly replied: "My mother-in-law"

Ah, got ya..

Emma, seems you were set up