How to do everything in three easy steps (1 Viewer)

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
121,491
#62
How to start a day you have decided to go to the gym to?

1) Wake up late
2) Eat breakfast
3) Feel lazy and spend the day on juventuz.com instead
 

Asma

Doctor Asma
Oct 21, 2003
3,658
#63
how to prepare yourself to eat lasagne:
1)go to the grocery store
2)buy some lasagne
3)go home,put it in the microwave,go sit near ur pc,eat it while browsing Juventuz.com!

:lazy:
 
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gray

Senior Member
Moderator
Apr 22, 2003
30,259
  • Thread Starter
  • Thread Starter #66
    ++ [ originally posted by mikhail ] ++
    1. 01
    2. 10
    3. 11
    As they say, there are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't :D
     

    Slagathor

    Bedpan racing champion
    Jul 25, 2001
    22,708
    #67
    ++ [ originally posted by Fliakis ] ++
    **** that blog. come here to entertain me. :D
    I just might ;)

    ++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
    Yeah, I heard they dont have internet acces in Italy. If you're lucky tho, they might just develop the techology to produce electricity by the time you go there.

    Who knows, maybe they even have cars there :eek:

    :D ;)
    :fero: Fact is that I'm not going to spend days finding a decent place from where I can access the internet, only so I can visit this place and be ridiculed by you :stuckup:
     

    Asma

    Doctor Asma
    Oct 21, 2003
    3,658
    #69
    three steps to occupy your time:
    1)visit Juventuz.com
    2)Post,post,post,post!!!!! :cheer:
    3)spend the rest of your time feeling sorry for yourself :lazy:

    :D
     

    Slagathor

    Bedpan racing champion
    Jul 25, 2001
    22,708
    #70
    ++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
    Dont worry mate, even if you're not here, I'll still ridicule you in my mind :)
    You do whatever the hell you gotta do as long as I don't find out or get affected by it - I'm fine with it:D
     

    mikhail

    Senior Member
    Jan 24, 2003
    9,576
    #76
    ++ [ originally posted by Nicole ] ++
    how to become rich

    1. marry rich guy
    2. dont sign annulment
    3. enjoy!
    Speaking of which, did Anna Nicole Smith lose that court case? It looked like she might have to give a substantial portion of her, erm, hard-earned gains to the family of her ex-husband the last time I stumbled across a relevant news article.
     

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