How to do everything in three easy steps (1 Viewer)

Turdhead

Chickenegro no funny
Jan 14, 2005
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#24
How to make Juventus Club S.p.A redevelop the club website.

1) Kidnap Alessandro Del Piero
2) Hold Juventus ransom (in this time we can Del Piero how to score goals)
3) Bingo new website and better / retired Del Piero. Depending on how the kidnapping gig goes :D
 
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  • Thread Starter #25
    ++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++
    2) Hold Juventus ransom (in this time we can Del Piero how to score goals)
    3) Bingo new website and better / retired Del Piero. Depending on how the kidnapping gig goes :D
    I think you should be more worried about teaching Del Piero to score than the kidnapping gig :D
     

    Ramin

    vBookie Champion
    Nov 18, 2003
    4,728
    #28
    ++ [ originally posted by Nicole ] ++
    How for Juve to become a better club

    1. Shot Moggi
    2. Shot Capello
    3. Play football, not Chess!
    I think you've mistaken Juve with Roma, dear. Because Juve is good as it is.

    so it sould be:

    1. Shot Sensi
    2. Slap Cassano
    3. Play football, not Cricket!
     

    Geof

    Senior Member
    May 14, 2004
    6,740
    #29
    how to fail an exam

    1) log on juventuz.com
    2) read stupid threads
    3) look at your watch and realize your exam is in 2 hours...
     

    Sid

    Senior Member
    Nov 10, 2003
    2,377
    #31
    how to pissed off del piero die hard fans

    1)open a thread that del piero about to be sell
    2)talk about why he should be sell and how bad he was
    3)just wait for a reply and enjoy yourself
     

    Dragon

    Senior Member
    Apr 24, 2003
    27,407
    #34
    Yes!!!!

    Safin is my fav player now lets hope Roddick beats Hewitt and the final is Safin - Roddick

    that way he can kick that blond american's ass again
     

    Pete

    Senior Member
    Nov 23, 2003
    1,213
    #35
    ++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++
    bah i can have a crap avatar now and then. I must have atleast 60% of the best avatars ever used on this forum :stuckup: Seriously :D
    1) Thinks to self - my avatars have always been the best.
    2) Contemplates whether to announce this to Juventuz.
    3) Decides against it.
     

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