How to do everything in three easy steps (1 Viewer)

[Slagathor]

http://italianforbeginners.blogspot.com

I have no clue if I'll have internet access in any way - could be, could be not. One thing's for sure though; I won't be coming here anymore if I gotta do it via one of them internet cafés. I hate those.

If I only have internet access on uni or something; I'll just use it to check my mail and update the above blog but nothing more.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[flieeeekke]

**** that blog. come here to entertain me.

 

[kurvengeflüster]

oh a new blog

 

[Elnur_E65]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++
1) Find target
2) Intoxicate target
3) Use once and discard.

Great strategy...

Works well too...

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++
How to get profit

1) Steal Underpants
2) ????
3) Get Profit

How i love that episode with the underpants gnomes

 

[Ian]

++ [ originally posted by Nicole ] ++
3. Play football, not Chess!

:LOL: Spot on!

 

[Majed]

How to put an elephant in the refrigerator.

1. Open the door
2. Put the elephant in.
3. Close the door.

............

Now, can somebody tell me how to put a Giraffe in the refrigerator?

 

[mikhail]

How (not) to create a great band:
1) Find talentless, attractive young men.
2) Teach them to dance while miming to someone else's music. I suggest those Japanese dance mat thingeys.
3) Covers of Dean Martin songs.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by mikhail ] ++

2) Teach them to dance while miming to someone else's music. I suggest those Japanese dance mat thingeys.

Are you talking about Dance Dance Revolution?

 

[mikhail]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
Are you talking about Dance Dance Revolution?

Oh God, is that what they're called?

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
http://italianforbeginners.blogspot.com

I have no clue if I'll have internet access in any way - could be, could be not. One thing's for sure though; I won't be coming here anymore if I gotta do it via one of them internet cafés. I hate those.

If I only have internet access on uni or something; I'll just use it to check my mail and update the above blog but nothing more.

Yeah, I heard they dont have internet acces in Italy. If you're lucky tho, they might just develop the techology to produce electricity by the time you go there.

Who knows, maybe they even have cars there

++ [ originally posted by Majed ] ++
How to put an elephant in the refrigerator.

1. Open the door
2. Put the elephant in.
3. Close the door.

............

Now, can somebody tell me how to put a Giraffe in the refrigerator?

1. Open the door
2. Put the giraffe in
3. Close the door

 

[Majed]

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++

1. Open the door
2. Put the giraffe in
3. Close the door

Wrong...

1. Open the door
2. Take out the elephant
3. put the giraffe in.
4. close the door.

 

[Zlatan]

Aaah, damn, I knew that one

 

[gray]

++ [ originally posted by Fliakis ] ++
may i ask why? exchange program?

Yeah, we traded him to the Roma forums

 

[Zlatan]

We got a half eaten apple, a broken TV remote control and a plastic cup for him, it was a great deal, we really ripped off the giallorossi.

 

[Pete]

..and everyone's favourite comedy Roma moment:-

 

[Daddi]

Hahha, that is already a classic

 

[JuVeMaNia86]

How to know 99% that the thread(any) is closed:

1-get to know every mod's nickname.
2-go to the thread but don't enter it.
3-see who wrote the last post , if its one of the mods u will know 99% that the thread is closed. ( its realy work , try it )

 

[gray]

How to commit the perfect crime:

1. See that movie "Ocean's Eleven" ?
2. Where they rip off the big casino and make hundreds of millions of dollars?
3. Yeah, do that

 

[Asma]

++ [ originally posted by Majed ] ++


Wrong...

1. Open the door
2. Take out the elephant
3. put the giraffe in.
4. close the door.

thats and old joke!