How to do everything in three easy steps (1 Viewer)

Slagathor

Bedpan racing champion
Jul 25, 2001
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#41
http://italianforbeginners.blogspot.com

I have no clue if I'll have internet access in any way - could be, could be not. One thing's for sure though; I won't be coming here anymore if I gotta do it via one of them internet cafés. I hate those.

If I only have internet access on uni or something; I'll just use it to check my mail and update the above blog but nothing more.
 

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Majed

Senior Member
Jul 17, 2002
9,630
#47
How to put an elephant in the refrigerator.

1. Open the door
2. Put the elephant in.
3. Close the door.

............

Now, can somebody tell me how to put a Giraffe in the refrigerator?
 

mikhail

Senior Member
Jan 24, 2003
9,576
#48
How (not) to create a great band:
1) Find talentless, attractive young men.
2) Teach them to dance while miming to someone else's music. I suggest those Japanese dance mat thingeys.
3) Covers of Dean Martin songs.
 

Zlatan

Senior Member
Jun 9, 2003
23,049
#51
++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
http://italianforbeginners.blogspot.com

I have no clue if I'll have internet access in any way - could be, could be not. One thing's for sure though; I won't be coming here anymore if I gotta do it via one of them internet cafés. I hate those.

If I only have internet access on uni or something; I'll just use it to check my mail and update the above blog but nothing more.
Yeah, I heard they dont have internet acces in Italy. If you're lucky tho, they might just develop the techology to produce electricity by the time you go there.

Who knows, maybe they even have cars there :eek:

:D ;)


++ [ originally posted by Majed ] ++
How to put an elephant in the refrigerator.

1. Open the door
2. Put the elephant in.
3. Close the door.

............

Now, can somebody tell me how to put a Giraffe in the refrigerator?

1. Open the door
2. Put the giraffe in
3. Close the door
 

Majed

Senior Member
Jul 17, 2002
9,630
#52
++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++

1. Open the door
2. Put the giraffe in
3. Close the door
Wrong...

1. Open the door
2. Take out the elephant
3. put the giraffe in.
4. close the door.

:D
 

Zlatan

Senior Member
Jun 9, 2003
23,049
#55
We got a half eaten apple, a broken TV remote control and a plastic cup for him, it was a great deal, we really ripped off the giallorossi.

:D ;)
 

JuVeMaNia86

Junior Member
Jan 8, 2005
413
#58
How to know 99% that the thread(any) is closed:

1-get to know every mod's nickname.
2-go to the thread but don't enter it.
3-see who wrote the last post , if its one of the mods u will know 99% that the thread is closed. :D ( its realy work , try it :D )
 
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    How to commit the perfect crime:

    1. See that movie "Ocean's Eleven" ?
    2. Where they rip off the big casino and make hundreds of millions of dollars?
    3. Yeah, do that
     

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