How is Christmas celebrated in you land? (11 Viewers)

[bianconero]

How is Christmas season celebrated in you land?

What traditions and pastimes do you have?

What is original to your land?

What oddities do you have?

Soupy celebrate St Nikolaus, epiphany?

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I live in America, so we use all of our massive debt to buy needless shit to increase said debt, to only further line the pockets of the big-wig, fat-cat corporate jerk-fucks.

 

[swag]

We hang Jews from the cross and sing songs of bloodshed.

 

[bianconero]

I live in America, so we use all of our massive debt to buy needless shit to increase said debt, to only further line the pockets of the big-wig, fat-cat corporate jerk-fucks.

You don't like Miracle on 33th street or It's a wonderful life, then?

 

[JBF]

By beheading most of them and shiting the walls of the others....We are from the middle east KHABIBI! :evil:

 

[IliveForJuve]

Like in the U.S. but it's summer.

 

[blondu]

-'caroling' to friends, family in 24 dec...drinking..going in 25 morning to church (if you haven't drink enough)...
-x mas tree, gifts, santa etc..

 

[Azzurri7]

We hang Jews from the cross and sing songs of bloodshed.

One of the best posts this year.

 

[bianconero]

-'caroling' to friends, family in 24 dec...drinking..going in 25 morning to church (if you haven't drink enough)...
-x mas tree, gifts, santa etc..

Do you share presents on the 24th?

What about St Nikolaus: Do you give gifts on the 6th?

And do you celebrate the epiphany?

 

[Kate]

Drinking and eating. Presents on the 25th, though we used to do St Nicholas when we lived in Belgium.

Our only tradition that is likely particular to us is that we don't give presents from one another, we give them from stupid people we've met in our lives or from people we hate. It's nice as it provides lots of good talking points throughout the morning.

 

[IliveForJuve]

I always keep the shitty gifts and I gift them on birthdays or for the next Christimas.

 

[Stevie]

Drink drink and get drunk

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

My family sneaks out and goes to the local prison and butt-fucks all of them.






My family, the Butt-Fuckers.

My cousin Gaylord is the best.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Burke.

I forgot to say that it doesn't snow here but we celebrate with a different type of snow.

 

[JBF]

My family sneaks out and goes to the local prison and butt-fucks all of them.






My family, the Butt-Fuckers.

My cousin Gaylord is the best.

ffs burke

 

[blondu]

Do you share presents on the 24th?

What about St Nikolaus: Do you give gifts on the 6th?

And do you celebrate the epiphany?

yes, at night

st nicholas is only for small kids..the bigger you grow the fastest you forget about that date. but you get presents then too

nope..

 

[bianconero]

yes, at night

st nicholas is only for small kids..the bigger you grow the fastest you forget about that date. but you get presents then too

nope..

Cheers.

 

[blondu]

 

[Ford Prefect]

How is Christmas season celebrated in you land?

Families get together and wait for an argument to start and spend the day using passive agression to chip at your loved ones self esteem.

What traditions and pastimes do you have?

Big meal, Big argument

What is original to your land?

Self loathing

What oddities do you have?

The Queen does a speech, its really depressing.

Soupy celebrate St Nikolaus, epiphany?

The fuck?

 

[JuveJay]

How is Christmas season celebrated in you land?
Drunk.

What traditions and pastimes do you have?
Spend money and time with people you don't for the rest of the year. Eat a lot, drink until you can barely stand, break a bone and spend the rest of the holidays in A&E. Very shitty works parties.

What is original to your land?
Christmas pudding, which tastes so bad you have to set it on fire first before you can eat it.

What oddities do you have?
It never ever snows at Christmas yet people obsess over a white Christmas. If you want that move to Scandinavia or Canada.

Soupy celebrate St Nikolaus, epiphany?
I'll try understanding this question during the Christmas period, it'll undoubtedly make more sense whilst drunk.