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Pirlo's Beard

Junkie Joe Joyce
Oct 2, 2013
11,220
Can't believe this guy is still here, and not only that but thanks to our failures post-Pogba in the midfield department he'll end up with a more significant role than last season. Particularly when AFCON hits
 

Pirlo's Beard

Junkie Joe Joyce
Oct 2, 2013
11,220
Regista... his worst midfield position lol. He sits deep, fucks up and loses the ball with nobody except the back 3 to bail him out.

AFCON is going to rob us of Lemina and Asamoah, and Marchisio and Khedira are injury prone.
 
Mar 9, 2006
29,039
Very humble, modest and quiet man, always ready to play whenever coach needs him, has been used for the whole season out of position, looked average but no one doubted it, he is not regista, he is a playmaker, still getting all the hate from across the globe from the fake fans lol, guy wants to stay here and prove himself at the big level, nothing more nothing less.
Huge salary? Blame Marotta
Has been used out of position? Blame Allegri
Doesn't want to leave? why the fuck he would like to leave Juventus?
 
Mar 9, 2006
29,039
Comes on and loses the ball every 3 touches because he makes stupid fucking decisions? Blame Hernanes.
Well it's a lie
15/16
Dispossessed per game
Pogba 2.4
Dybala 2.3
Morata 1.8
Hernanes 1.5
Pereyra 1.2
Cuadrado 1.2
Mandzukic 1

Unsuccessful touches per game
Pogba 2.7
Dybala 1.9
Morata 1.5
Zaza 1.3
Mandzukic 1.1
Alex Sandro 1.1
Cuadrado, Asamoah, Pereyra 1
Lichsteiner, Sturaro, Marchisio 0.7
Hernanes 0.6

Interceptions per game
Marchisio 2.8
Chiellini, Bonucci 2.3
Barzagli 2.2
Alex Sandro 2
Hernanes 1.6

Average passing per game
Bonucci 63.6/87%
Marchisio 63.5/88.5%
Barzagli 60.5/88.6%
Chiellini 57.6/86.6%
Pogba 48.5/83.4%
Lemina 46.3/89.8%
Hernanes 44.7/91.1%


Never open your mouth again
 

Nzoric

Grazie Mirko
Jan 16, 2011
37,762
Juventino[RUS];5381785 said:
Well it's a lie
15/16
Dispossessed per game
Pogba 2.4
Dybala 2.3
Morata 1.8
Hernanes 1.5
Pereyra 1.2
Cuadrado 1.2
Mandzukic 1

Unsuccessful touches per game
Pogba 2.7
Dybala 1.9
Morata 1.5
Zaza 1.3
Mandzukic 1.1
Alex Sandro 1.1
Cuadrado, Asamoah, Pereyra 1
Lichsteiner, Sturaro, Marchisio 0.7
Hernanes 0.6

Interceptions per game
Marchisio 2.8
Chiellini, Bonucci 2.3
Barzagli 2.2
Alex Sandro 2
Hernanes 1.6

Average passing per game
Bonucci 63.6/87%
Marchisio 63.5/88.5%
Barzagli 60.5/88.6%
Chiellini 57.6/86.6%
Pogba 48.5/83.4%
Lemina 46.3/89.8%
Hernanes 44.7/91.1%


Never open your mouth again
montero 3 red cards in his career kek
 

PedroFlu

Senior Member
Sep 20, 2011
7,158
I don't have a problem with having him on the squad.

I have a problem with the fact Allegri will eventually play him, like the first game (or second).

It's impressive how a skilled midfielder like him who just turned up 31 became absolute and utter trash like this. Hard to understand. His mind is absurdely slow, and also his coordination. But mainly his decision making. He suddenly became slow as fuck.
 

Pirlo's Beard

Junkie Joe Joyce
Oct 2, 2013
11,220
Yeah my stats would be amongst the best in Juve too if I came on at the end of the game. I'd pass the fuck out of that ball straight to Bonucci every time and get Pirlo level pass stats.

Fuck you and your stats.
 
Mar 9, 2006
29,039
montero 3 red cards in his career kek
I've never said it

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Yeah my stats would be amongst the best in Juve too if I came on at the end of the game. I'd pass the fuck out of that ball straight to Bonucci every time and get Pirlo level pass stats.

Fuck you and your stats.
don't continue since you just admitted that you was wrong its okay, keep crying in that corner
 

Pirlo's Beard

Junkie Joe Joyce
Oct 2, 2013
11,220
Yeah i'm besides myself with fucking tears mate, posting stupid stats as if it actually represents anything is a waste of every bodies time.

Brb breaking news midfielder comes on for 10 minutes at the end of the game and loses the ball less than the player who plays the full 90. Whoop de fucking doo.
 
Mar 9, 2006
29,039
or was it 1 rc? can't remember
it was 6 or 7 but the main part that you've missed is that i've put "according to this website transfermarkt.com"

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Yeah i'm besides myself with fucking tears mate, posting stupid stats as if it actually represents anything is a waste of every bodies time.

Brb breaking news midfielder comes on for 10 minutes at the end of the game and loses the ball less than the player who plays the full 90. Whoop de fucking doo.
So you dont even understand that with more matches he would have better numbers? wow
 

Pirlo's Beard

Junkie Joe Joyce
Oct 2, 2013
11,220
Ahaahahahahahahha, ahaha

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More playing time = losing the ball less and less unsuccessful touches? That's what they'd call a retarded assumption in dat dere statistics business.

Going by that logic, Hernanes with all of those sub apps was easily twice as good as Pogba. Wonder why United never snapped him up for 200M with his 4x less unsuccessful touches and he loses the ball less than half as often as Pogba.
 

Nzoric

Grazie Mirko
Jan 16, 2011
37,762
Juventino[RUS];5381799 said:
ye cause one of the most respected football websites about the stats in football is not good enough for your balkanian immigrant ass
the site is fine, its your vodka fueled interpretation of the statistics that is untrustworthy
 

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