You know, I got to thinking about all these Americans and their fad diets of no carbs, no fat, no nothing, etc. And yet with so many millions of people doing them, they're still failing and Americans are getting fatter than ever.
There's evolution right there. Forget about the risks of heart disease from eating triple cheeseburgers and fries. Forget about the shortened life span because you're carrying around an extra 100 kilos because your beer has too many carbs. That's so short term thinking.
What will survive in this country will be a race of heart-attack-resistant, carb-stuffing, gelatinous blobs that slither out of their SUVs like slugs out of snail shells. THAT is the future of evolution in this country, my friends. All this diet and health-consciousness crap is just a ruse to make those with weak hearts and weak stomachs think they actually have the genetic lines that will survive in the coming harsher world of fast food and lethargy.
Only the strong survive!!!