Chavez decided to add on the number 40 to every single number listed in government computers to signify how much longer he wants to fuck up the country.
"Impressive performances against Brescia and Napoli left everyone speechless for the character and technique he showed on the field, but after eleven championship appearances, Marchisio is no longer a surprise, rather a splendid reality. Against Cesena on Tuesday he shaved the post with a thirty-five yard pile-driver and so for his 21st today, we hope he receives the best present of all, a first championship goal and another important victory against Bari tomorrow afternoon".