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[KB824]

It's a mental thing. Like uniforms or handcuffs... erm, to other people

Does your boyfriend know that you talk to strange men this way???

 

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[GordoDeCentral]

the shite slinging still going on... happy birthday to the condescending disrespectful foul unscrupulous mean-spirited despicable comments used on this forum every day.

 

[Zlatan]

140? What, are you just as tall as Del Piero?

No, I'm around 179-180 centimeters (not sure what that is in feet and inches), and I want to be at around 70 kilos.

 

[Zé Tahir]

the shite slinging still going on... happy birthday to the condescending disrespectful foul unscrupulous mean-spirited despicable comment
s used on this forum every day.

love the word play, but you're tad late. Sergio's managed to change the subject

 

[KB824]

love the word play, but you're tad late. Sergio's managed to change the subject

Yep, I've managed to turn this thread into me having sex with Erik in my Mustang.


Now, I'm not saying that this is any BETTER than what we were dealing with an hour ago, but at least its different.

 

[Slagathor]

Does your boyfriend know that you talk to strange men this way???

You're not a strange man, you're Sergio and you drive a Mustang

I've had sex with people I knew less about :biggrin:

 

[Tifoso]

No, I'm around 179-180 centimeters (not sure what that is in feet and inches), and I want to be at around 70 kilos.

5'11" and 140 lbs?!

 

[KB824]

You're not a strange man, you're Sergio and you drive a Mustang

I've had sex with people I knew less about :biggrin:

So, are you telling me that you just want me for my car???

 

[Zé Tahir]

Hey Ze, whereabouts in the United States are you??

you in Mass.?

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

erik, i was lieing. my name isnt actually bes and i dont actually live in canada

 

[KB824]

you in Mass.?

No.


Worse.



Rhode Island

 

[Bjerknes]

Yeah, I guess Zlatan wants to resemble an anorexic or something.

I'm 6 feet tall and about 180 pounds, so I probably need to lose a little weight as well.

 

[Slagathor]

So, are you telling me that you just want me for my car???

Well... not only-only...

Anyway what do you care? Lot of men like you would pay to have me

 

[Zlatan]

5'11" and 140 lbs?!

5' 11" ? Yeah, that sounds about right.


Aaah, now I see. I always thought pound to kilo ratio was 2:1, but I coverted it properly now.

No, not 140, around 155, I think thats around 70 kilos.

 

[Zé Tahir]

No.


Worse.



Rhode Island

*ouch

 

[Tifoso]

No.


Worse.



Rhode Island

In the center? (You can tell if you're in the center of RI easily: reach out your window no more than a foot and a half, and if your hand is in Mass., then you are dead center of RI )

 

[Bjerknes]

Well... not only-only...

Anyway what do you care? Lot of men like you would pay to have me

Think highly of yourself, don't ya.

 

[KB824]

Well... not only-only...

Anyway what do you care? Lot of men like you would pay to have me

A lot of men "my age"?!?!?!?!


May you look half as good as I do when you reach 36, junior.

 

[Snoop]

Zé

I probably took your posts the wrong way. I sincerely apologize, OK?

Congrats Sergio,another apology

 

[GordoDeCentral]

love the word play, but you're tad late. Sergio's managed to change the subject

dude whats up with that avatar