Gym and fitness (21 Viewers)

[Post Ironic]

I try to cycle through 5s, 3s, and 2s with very occasional forays into 1s, and on the other end of the spectrum, 8s.

 

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[IliveForJuve]

Don't cycle, man... roids are bad.

 

[Post Ironic]

Haemorrhoids are rough, bro. I keep wiping my butt, and there's blood on the TP.

Those bicycle seats. They really fuck you up the ass.

 

[j0ker]

"Dear diary.
My big fear is finally happening. My anus is getting less tight. I'll soon lose my job as a local mobsters cockwarmer and lose the only income i can manage. To forget about my troubles, i logged onto tuz today, and went to the gym section.
Zach has told the peasants such as myself about why sugar and alcohol based beverages are extremely bad for the human body.
He has put a big amount of efford into explaining why beverages without sugar but with artificial sweetener Asparthane is allmost harmless in comparison, and can be drunk in good quantities without noticable harmfull effects on the body and metabolism.
Because i love to behave like a douche, i'll now conveniently act like i forget he was talking about coke light, and suggest he is saying sugar based coke is harmless.
With this cunning plan, i'm sure to get alot of attention and smileys here, wich makes me forget my tough life.
Hoping this will work, and my anus manages untill i find a new one, yours truely

j0ker"

Thanks for the efford, Zach.

 

[Zacheryah]

Haemorrhoids are rough, bro. I keep wiping my butt, and there's blood on the TP.

Those bicycle seats. They really fuck you up the ass.

Ah haemorrhoids, the only thing that can actually be accused of "heard you were talking shit"

 

[Fint]

First time back in the gym today for 3 weeks, felt so weak

 

[Zacheryah]

Tomorrow competition meet. Lets see if i can get a higher total then the guy who won the belgian title in my weightclass earlyer this year

 

[Post Ironic]

I know they're pretty bad for me, but man, Saturday late morning brunch of butter croissants and eggs and camembert cheese is so fucking good. I had 6 of them.

I need to train hard today.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Why not just enjoy life?

 

[Post Ironic]

Enjoy life? Crazy talk.

 

[Zacheryah]

I know they're pretty bad for me, but man, Saturday late morning brunch of butter croissants and eggs and camembert cheese is so fucking good. I had 6 of them.

I need to train hard today.

I know what you feel

I had to rest and load up on carbs and protein the past 10 days for my meet today, this increased weight, i cant stand it
I start my sheiko CMS schedule on thursday and have to rest and recover now

but fuck it, 3 days cardio to burn off those 2 kg again


Btw, you can do cheats once in a while, croissants, eggs and camenbert is not that bad at all.

 

[Post Ironic]

Yeah. Cheat days on food keep me sane. I eat pretty epic amounts of fruit regularly so that's kind of amazing, but sometimes you just crave those starchy, fatty, high GI carb foods like Croissants. Maybe a little chocolate. A bottle of wine. Life is good.

And then you get to suffer. And suffering in the gym is fucking fantastic.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Why not just enjoy life?

Do both.

 

[Zacheryah]

On my third squat attempt today,i underwent insane suffering, had huge bloodflow/pressure towards the face, but grinded the rep out



Such glorious suffering. Nearly fainted after reracking tho, had to sit down for a minute

 

[Ford Prefect]

Yeah. Cheat days on food keep me sane. I eat pretty epic amounts of fruit regularly so that's kind of amazing, but sometimes you just crave those starchy, fatty, high GI carb foods like Croissants. Maybe a little chocolate. A bottle of wine. Life is good.

And then you get to suffer. And suffering in the gym is fucking fantastic.

I have cheat fri.and sat each week. Eat hearty food and drink good wine, I pay for it during cardio on Monday but if I didn't have good food.and wine life wouldn't be worth living!

 

[Post Ironic]

I have cheat fri.and sat each week. Eat hearty food and drink good wine, I pay for it during cardio on Monday but if I didn't have good food.and wine life wouldn't be worth living!

Hearty food and good wine. I cannot imagine life without.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

On my third squat attempt today,i underwent insane suffering, had huge bloodflow/pressure towards the face, but grinded the rep out



Such glorious suffering. Nearly fainted after reracking tho, had to sit down for a minute

how did the meet go?

 

[ALC]

Wine is for women

 

[Post Ironic]

Wine is for Western Canadians....

 

[Zacheryah]

how did the meet go?

Good squat, decent benchpress, bad deadlift(misgrooved third attempt)


A bit as expected, stupid tonsilitis and antibiotics screwed that up nicely.