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Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!

Guus Hiddink spotted in Mogadishu market (Somalia) while buying one pair of black and another pair of white pants. That meybe means he will join Juve .
I just called the best friend to the neighbour to my cousins cheating bastard of a step uncle in Mogadishu. And he told me this is true, he said Guus bought some Khat too :agree:
 

Hust

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May 29, 2005
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haha...Real news with "Mark and Dooz"....

Mark: "Reports today show that that fans have become increasingly frazzled with the way Juventus Transfer Guru Alessio Secco has meddled in negotiations for Hiddink. When asked by Blanc to butt out of the negotiation process Secco responded in a childishness fashion by going on a rampage in which he has called every club where a Juventus player has been loaned demanding all to be returned and that Juve will pay all costs covered and Chimenti will be thrown in the first deal made."

Dooz: "Yes Mark, things look bleak at the Vinovo training ground as the ghost of Ranieri was reportedly seen chasing Ciro to the nearest exit. Players claim nothing of the sort happened."

Mark: "Dooz, do you think Juventus will make any big changes this winter? The fans made their voices heard by buring the stadium to the ground...."

Dooz: "Well Mark, the have accumulated vast sums of money by selling Europes best LB to stuttgart. I am not sure that he will ever be adequately replaced though Red from Dundee United has shown an interest in signing for the club so thats always an option. Back to you Mark."

Mark: "Thanks Dooz, you're mercato predictions and evaluations are far too underrated here"
 
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Mark

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Dec 19, 2003
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    haha...Real news with "Mark and Dooz"....

    Mark: "Reports today show that that fans have become increasingly frazzled with the way Juventus Transfer Guru Alessio Secco has meddled in negotiations for Hiddink. When asked by Blanc to butt out of the negotiation process Secco responded in a childishness fashion by going on a rampage in which he has called every club where a Juventus player has been loaned demanding all to be returned and that Juve will pay all costs covered and Chimenti will be thrown in the first deal made."

    Dooz: "Yes Mark, things look bleak at the Vinovo training ground as the ghost of Ranieri was reportedly seen chasing Ciro to the nearest exit. Players claim nothing of the sort happened."

    Mark: "Dooz, do you think Juventus will make any big changes this winter? The fans made their voices heard by buring the stadium to the ground...."

    Dooz: "Well Mark, the have accumulated vast sums of money by selling Europes best LB to stuttgart. I am not sure that he will ever be adequately replaced though Red from Dundee United has shown an interest in signing for the club so thats always an option. Back to you Mark."

    Mark: "Thanks Dooz, you're mercato predictions and evaluations are far too underrated here"
    :D

    That would have been the highest rated show on Juventuz Radio.
     
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