Gonzalo Higuaín (69 Viewers)

[Post Ironic]

"Dad Bod" eh? @Post Ironic

Sadly, I'll likely never achieve this dream.

 

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[icemaη]

So this is what it feels like to have an absolute assassin in front of goal.


The guy does it all. It's crazy.

I'd pay another 90m to Napoli and he'd pay back that as well

 

[Siamak]

We are gona win the league for the sixth time in a row...sixth, that is the definition of a weak league, and yet some of yous are still excited by that. Hey yea sure, who cares if we fail in the CL every year, as long as we win our deadbeat league for the 10th year in a row that's all that matters! Like give me a break dude, so many of you are deluded and think winning serie a and the coppa is still considered an acomplsihment

Juventus slightly better team than other teams in every leagues. we would perform the same in bundesliga,French Ligue1,EPL
Scholes: " Juventus would beat any team in the Premier League" .
We would win Epl and bundesliga and even la liga if we weren't playing in Serie A.

 

[Hist]

Juventus slightly better team than other teams in every leagues. we would perform the same in bundesliga,French Ligue1,EPL
Scholes: " Juventus would beat any team in the Premier League" .
We would win Epl and bundesliga and even la liga if we weren't playing in Serie A.

La liga and Bundesliga would be amazing to watch. Its too lonely for us here in Serie A and for Bayern in Bundesliga.

 

[Afghan_juventus]

La liga and Bundesliga would be amazing to watch. Its too lonely for us here in Serie A and for Bayern in Bundesliga.

sooner or later we'll probably have a European Super League. Hopefully there is a fair relegation+promotion system.

 

[s4tch]

sooner or later we'll probably have a European Super League. Hopefully there is a fair relegation+promotion system.

it won't be fair until inter gets the right to enter the competition.

 

[Hust]

I'd pay another 90m to Napoli and he'd pay back that as well

I mean we're actually scoring from crosses now thanks to his runs lol

 

[Xperd]

Avg. distance covered / game:
Mandzukic - 8.375 km.
Higuain - 8.912 km.

 

[Powis]

We are gona win the league for the sixth time in a row...sixth, that is the definition of a weak league, and yet some of yous are still excited by that. Hey yea sure, who cares if we fail in the CL every year, as long as we win our deadbeat league for the 10th year in a row that's all that matters! Like give me a break dude, so many of you are deluded and think winning serie a and the coppa is still considered an acomplsihment

If people have a negative rep in this forum, they're really rubbish. You look like one. Probably some bilanista is trolling here.

 

[s4tch]

Avg. distance covered / game:
Mandzukic - 8.375 km.
Higuain - 8.912 km.

yet another misleading twitter stat. it implies higuain runs more than mandzukic. however:

mandzukic: 1295 minutes, 20 games, 64,75 min/games
higuain: 1499 minutes, 21 games, 71,38 min/games

mandzukic: 129,34 meters/minutes
higuain: 124,85 meters/minutes

higuain simply gets more playtime per match.

 

[il brutto]

Based on those stats both players have very impressive amount of distance covered per 90 minutes.

Mandzukic: 11640.6 meters/90 minutes
Higuain: 11236.5 meters/90 minutes

 

[Zacheryah]

yet another misleading twitter stat. it implies higuain runs more than mandzukic. however:

mandzukic: 1295 minutes, 20 games, 64,75 min/games
higuain: 1499 minutes, 21 games, 71,38 min/games

mandzukic: 129,34 meters/minutes
higuain: 124,85 meters/minutes

higuain simply gets more playtime per match.

Thats how you do it


My OCD compelled me to further adjust your allready excellent idea

Mandzukic : 8375meters in 20 games = 167500meters total, in 1295 minutes = 11.64 km/90 minutes
Higuain : 8912 meters in 21 games = 187152 meters total, in 1499 minutes = 11.24km/90 minutes


Those are actually quite impressive averages for both players

 

[duranfj]

Higuain should down a bit cuz he's not gonna play SS never again. At least I hope so

 

[donpiero]

yet another misleading twitter stat. it implies higuain runs more than mandzukic. however:

mandzukic: 1295 minutes, 20 games, 64,75 min/games
higuain: 1499 minutes, 21 games, 71,38 min/games

mandzukic: 129,34 meters/minutes
higuain: 124,85 meters/minutes

higuain simply gets more playtime per match.

That comparison aside, the thing that really puzzles me is the fact that, Higgy apparently runs A LOT during games. And, I'm sure our trainers run the players to the ground in the training sessions, Juventus is known to have one of the strictest training sessions. They are demanding. And yet, somehow he manages to still have that fat fvckin belly!!!
I mean, the guy must be a human pig, devouring everything that comes his way.

 

[campionesidd]

That comparison aside, the thing that really puzzles me is the fact that, Higgy apparently runs A LOT during games. And, I'm sure our trainers run the players to the ground in the training sessions, Juventus is known to have one of the strictest training sessions. They are demanding. And yet, somehow he manages to still have that fat fvckin belly!!!
I mean, the guy must be a human pig, devouring everything that comes his way.

Gonzalo disagrees.

 

[Osman]

It cant be a coincidence he only looks pudgy when we wear the 3rd white kit.

 

[vodka]

Sexy beer belly for the win. The ladies love it

my girl is against me hitting the gym cuz she likes my belly. FML

 

[radekas]

It cant be a coincidence he only looks pudgy when we wear the 3rd white kit.

white clothes actually make people look fatter I think

black clothes do the opposite

 

[The Quazis]

white clothes actually make people look fatter I think

black clothes do the opposite

:radek:

 

[Seven]

my girl is against me hitting the gym cuz she likes my belly. FML

She says that because of what it represents:

it means you're overweight. Being overweight means you are likely to die sooner. The sooner you die, the sooner she gets to cash in on that sweet life insurance money. The money that is going to take her and sexy Hans next door to Saint Helena. That's why she just loooves that belly of yours.