Gonzalo Higuaín (32 Viewers)

[Quetzalcoatl]

She says that because of what it represents:

it means you're overweight. Being overweight means you are likely to die sooner. The sooner you die, the sooner she gets to cash in on that sweet life insurance money. The money that is going to take her and sexy Hans next door to Saint Helena. That's why she just loooves that belly of yours.

It's probably she doesn't want him to be more attractive to other women

 

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[Trequartista]

She says that because of what it represents:

it means you're overweight. Being overweight means you are likely to die sooner. The sooner you die, the sooner she gets to cash in on that sweet life insurance money. The money that is going to take her and sexy Hans next door to Saint Helena. That's why she just loooves that belly of yours.

Lawyers are so cynical

Aren't you an insurance lawyer by the way?

 

[Seven]

It's probably she doesn't want him to be more attractive to other women

Yeah, that's definitely an option too.

Lawyers are so cynical

Aren't you an insurance lawyer by the way?

I am.

 

[Trequartista]

Yeah, that's definitely an option too.



I am.

That explains it

 

[ALC]

It's probably she doesn't want him to be more attractive to other women

Definitely this.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Definitely this.

Yeah, I was actually told that

 

[Klin]

Yeah, I was actually told that

Really? It's weird. I wouldn't want her to get fat to be less attractive to other men. But women's minds work different, so there's that.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Really? It's weird. I wouldn't want her to get fat to be less attractive to other men. But women's minds work different, so there's that.

Yeah exactly, I was tempted to say "you can come to the gym too"

 

[piotrr]

my girl is against me hitting the gym cuz she likes my belly. FML

She probably wants to get fat soon and wants you to be in the same shape.

 

[vodka]

She probably wants to get fat soon and wants you to be in the same shape.

thats not easy for 48kg girl anyways haha

 

[Orgut]

Boninsegna: ‘Icardi better than Higuain’ FI
Apparently he is a guy who played both for us and Inter but his brain remains Inter's I guess...
How can you even compare those 2 Higuain is miles ahead of Icardi!
Icardi isnt bad I guess but comparing him to Higuain is like comparing Dybala to Messi...

 

[lgorTudor]

Boninsegna: 'Icardi better than Higuain’ FI
Apparently he is a guy who played both for us and Inter but his brain remains Inter's I guess...
How can you even compare those 2 Higuain is miles ahead of Icardi!
Icardi isnt bad I guess but comparing him to Higuain is like comparing Dybala to Messi...

It's the cunt from the gladbach match 1971. Merda legend because of playacting and causing the game to be cancelled while merda were down 1-7

 

[Nzoric]

I am.

Sexy

 

[Seven]

Sexy

Lol. We do insurance and criminal law. I myself take immigration cases too.

 

[Zacheryah]

Lol. We do insurance and criminal law. I myself take immigration cases too.

Do you have knowledge of Russian visums ?

 

[Seven]

Do you have knowledge of Russian visums ?

You mean to get in Russia?

 

[DAiDEViL]

white clothes actually make people look fatter I think
black clothes do the opposite

Many people believe that if you want to appear slimmer, you have to wear vertical lines.
That's wrong. If you want to appear slimmer, you should wear horizontal lines.

 

[Zacheryah]

You mean to get in Russia?

Yeah. Just temporary

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my girl is against me hitting the gym cuz she likes my belly. FML

Your girl doesnt want you to go to the gym because you'll see other girls who are in the perfect shape and you'd look at it or give them attention

Or, she doesnt want you to look better so you attract more females

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Many people believe that if you want to appear slimmer, you have to wear vertical lines.
That's wrong. If you want to appear slimmer, you should wear horizontal lines.

Really? It's weird. I wouldn't want her to get fat to be less attractive to other men. But women's minds work different, so there's that.

Thats cause men know women dont just cheat cause some dude is hot. They do if your relation isnt working and someone gives her attention

MEN on the other hand, primerly cheat cause 'it was hot and i dont get enough pussy at home'


Its logical tbh

 

[Seven]

Yeah. Just temporary

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Your girl doesnt want you to go to the gym because you'll see other girls who are in the perfect shape and you'd look at it or give them attention

Or, she doesnt want you to look better so you attract more females

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Thats cause men know women dont just cheat cause some dude is hot. They do if your relation isnt working and someone gives her attention

MEN on the other hand, primerly cheat cause 'it was hot and i dont get enough pussy at home'


Its logical tbh

If it's a tourist visa I wouldn't expect too much trouble tbh.

With anything else the Russians are infamous for letting things drag on for no apparent reason.

It still beats going abroad as a Russian and needing your embassay to confirm the authenticity or your documents though (they'll often flat out refuse if they don't get paid).

 

[il brutto]